Rent a white guy

MA-Caver

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"It's a damned shame that people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that..." ~ from the movie Better Off Dead
 

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"It's a damned shame that people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that..." ~ from the movie Better Off Dead

LOL! My daughter, 15, found that VHS (yes, we still have a VCR) in our stash of old movies this week and she loves it. Her Facebook status updates have been some of the lines from the movie including:

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
 

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Strange to say, but this article is currently blocked in China (I had to use a proxy to get to it).

Wonder why?
 

Randy Strausbaugh

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Not only am I white, my singing voice is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 17 states, and my dancing makes water buffaloes sniccer. Can I get extra for this?
 

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My roommate is half korean half white. He wonders if they will rent him out if the korean part of him shows more than the white part.
 

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If I ever go to China, Ill totally do that.
And I shall wear a bunch of Bush Trecking Camo Gear, and a Boonie Hat.
 

Carol

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Damn. Don't they hire Americans to stand around in America anymore?
 

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Apparently it's pretty common in India to hire white people to perform "demeaning" tasks. I didn't experience it firsthand while I was there, but in a lot of places being white (and American?!) stopped all traffic dead. And the novelty of having a foreigner on the crew (doing whatever) opens up a lot of interesting opportunities.
 
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