Originally posted by rmcrobertson
1. The incessant claims that so-and-so, "trains the Navy's SEALS," or whoever else it happens to be in special forces;
2. The incessant claims that this and only this style/instructor REALLY understands, "combat," out there, "on the street;"
3. The incessant claims that this and only this instructor REALLY got the TRUE secrets of {insert name of martial art here}, because only {insert name here} was the true son and heir of {insert name here};
4. The long, long lists of all the 93 arts that this particular 29-year-old has mastered;
5. The claims that this and only this instructor had the sense to add {fill in name here} to their weak and incomplete original art, making everything perfect;
6. The rants about THIS art's having done away with the unnecessary frills--like forms, sets, techniques--so that you can just learn the essence of TRUE COMBAT;
7. The extended explanations of why YOU TOO can skip over all that messy, time-consuming, tiring, ache-inducing and potentially a bit hazardous actual training and practice;
8. Any mention whatsoever of Bruce Lee.