What do you call your Ex's?

[Ken Morgan]

I made a comment on one of Flea's threads and to be fair to her, lets bring that discussion over here.

Someone refered to their Ex as "the Mistake" and I loved the phrase.

I perosnally do not have one, outside of her normal name, though I'm sure she has one or more creative ones for me....

Lets hear it, what do you call em?

 

[Big Don]

I decline to answer on the grounds that I'd be banned so fast... so fast...

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

As I mentioned in the other thread, my ex is referred to as "The Drama Queen".

 

[ELLEN]

The donor....it doesn't have a name.....

 

[Flea]

The donor....it doesn't have a name.....

Seriously. It opens up a whole range of implications, doesn't it? I mean what does s/he donate exactly? Are we talking alimony cash, or organs?

:whip1:

 

[Chris Parker]

Generally speaking, I only call ex's when I'm lonely...

Okay, that was bad. More honestly, I have pretty good relationships with most of my ex's, and those that ended REALLY badly (two of those to date...), I just don't deal with at all. They're the past. And I'm far too busy going into the future...

 

[seasoned]

Seriously. It opens up a whole range of implications, doesn't it? I mean what does s/he donate exactly? Are we talking alimony cash, or organs?

:whip1:

I say, organs.

 

[shesulsa]

I said Donor as well, but in my case I meant sperm. I'm liking the sound of "organ" though ... it sounds so giving ... and so unlike him.

 

[Sukerkin]

There is only one 'ex' that I refer to by anything other than their name.

Those who know me well on this site might be a little shocked to hear that for the one exception I reserve the delightful sobriquet of "***** Queen". You can gather that that relationship did not run smooth .

 

[harlan]

Hmm...for a moment I thought the thread was going to be how one viewed prior training.

I refer to all my ex-fiance by their first name.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I don't call her anything anymore but in order to not make the vulgarity filters of MT work harder than they want to lets just say I use to call her "evil"

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Chuzilla, Psycho, Drama Queen, Tons o NotFun, Stink bait, whore, *****, skank, self absorbed ****, greedy *****, best mouth in Buffalo (wasn't my nickname for her, but a local biker gang she hung out with after we broke up). And, several more that wouldn't pass filter here.

Not all apply to the same loathsome creature.

 

[Flea]

best mouth in Buffalo.

Cool, you dated Ani DiFranco? Oh ... that wasn't a poetry reference ... was it? My bad.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Cool, you dated Ani DiFranco? Oh ... that wasn't a poetry reference ... was it? My bad.

LOL. Nope, not Ani.

 

[Tez3]

First names, never had one I fell out with. Service life meant drifting apart rather than falling out, still friends if we come across each other which does happen.

 

[teekin]

I call all my ex's by their proper names. There is allways 2 sides to the story and I'm not the easiest person to live with either.
lori
though in ways we both made "a mistake"

 

[Bruno@MT]

I don't have exes.
In college I was too much of a geek to develop a relationship. My wife was the first woman with whom I had a romantic relationship and we still love each other very much today.
...


Feel slighly corny for sharing this

 

[stone_dragone]

Spoiled rotten ****tastic thunder-**** for one of them. And better believe that I hit the "preview" button before I posted that to make sure the filter worked.

 

[Nomad]

I miss my ex...


... but my aim is improving!

 

[xJOHNx]

I call all my ex's by their proper names. There is allways 2 sides to the story and I'm not the easiest person to live with either.
lori
though in ways we both made "a mistake"

Same here.
I have my demands... so I'm not easy