So the oldest, the mechanical engineering student, decided to help me out last night and hook my "new" phone [that I really did not want] to my "new" car [that I really did not want]......so last night, when I went to take the youngest to Grandma's to stay over night I discovered....,my car in my garage was useful as a very large brick.....dead with a lot of flashing lights....but no power.....discovered he had somehow turned the lights on....and left them on......this happened last night...so...being an ex-mechanic...I hooked the old trickle charger to it.....it said...battery low...so I left in on all night...this morning... the light on the charger was "GREEN" meaning battery charged...good to go......nope it is dead, dead dead and dead.....Now I am waiting for the roadside assistance guy to show up....I suspect he will tell me it is pining for the fjords...but I' ready for him.....it is all set and my response is written down
it's not pinin'! it's passed on! this CRV is no more! It's has ceased to be! it's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! it's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't made it so darn heavy it would be pushing up the daisies! 'Is mechanical processes are now 'istory! 'Its off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CRV!!
I really miss the old days when engines worked without all this electronic, high tech, assistance......I am really REALLY convinced that the next time I buy a car...I am going to take all that money that I would put into a new one....and get an old one and restoring it to new.......I'm in IT...work on computers all day long....really REALLY do not want to deal with them when driving my car......
And here is something else....Mrs Wu's brand new car is sitting right next to mine....could go for a jump start....but since the trickle charger seemed to make things worse....I'm worried attempting to jump my car with hers will just kill her's off and then I have 2 big heavy bricks in my garage....
Happy New Year...sheesh