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[Prince_Alarming98 34]

My father appears to be hatching an elaborate plot to win a dance competition by selecting only music from his youth which only he can dance to

 

[drop bear1]

8.1K views · 686 reactions | The dude was skipping 😳 | Jiujitsu.house

The dude was skipping 😳

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[Wing Woo Gar96 19]

started doing a bit of qigong with youtube videos. Just standing for that lenth of time with bent knees is a challenge. Holy calves, batman!

Now get a piece of Masonite and cotton soled slippers and do it.

 

[Wing Woo Gar96 19]

8.1K views · 686 reactions | The dude was skipping 😳 | Jiujitsu.house

The dude was skipping 😳

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Most right handed people will pull down and left when they shoot handguns because they misplace their grip and put too much finger on the trigger, pulling too hard. Best to dodge to your left if your opponent is shooting at you right handed.

 

[drop bear1]

Most right handed people will pull down and left when they shoot handguns because they misplace their grip and put too much finger on the trigger, pulling too hard. Best to dodge to your left if your opponent is shooting at you right handed.

I will bear that in mind.

 

[Marsha Larts3 2]

Being doing some boxing over the past week, trying some new combos and techniques.

The wood is green polar finished with dark brown leather dye and tung oil.

The leather is 7oz veg tanned, with a coat of dark walnut tinted Danish Oil, washed with acetone, and finished with 2 coats of black leather cream. A coat of mink oil to finish the inside.

The rivets are made from bronze alloy brazing rod and forge-blacked washers:

 

[Wing Woo Gar96 19]

I will bear that in mind.

I’ve been enjoying Mr in between lately. Pretty good show.

 

[drop bear1]

I’ve been enjoying Mr in between lately. Pretty good show.

I have been mentioned to see it and so have avoided the the bits of it.

There is a movie called the magician. With the same guy that is similar.

Its really good.

 

[Xue Sheng151 5]

Messing with Spam Calls
Just got a call about Medicare... very likely a scam
Prerecorded message asks me a yes or no question
Me: (什么) Shénme
Response: Great, would you like to speak to a representative
Me: (什么) Shénme
Response: Great I will transfer you to a representative
Representative: Hello, my name is XXXX, how are you today
Me: (你会说普通话吗?) Nǐ huì shuō pǔtōnghuà ma?
Representative: What are you saying?
Me: (你会说普通话吗?) Nǐ huì shuō pǔtōnghuà ma?
Representative: I don't understand
Me: (我不会说英语) Wǒ bù huì shuō yīngyǔ.....(你说什么) Nǐ shuō shénme
They hung up......

Shénme = What
Nǐ huì shuō pǔtōnghuà ma? = Do you speak Mandarin
Wǒ bù huì shuō yīngyǔ = I don't speak English
Nǐ shuō shénme = What did you say

 

[Prince_Alarming98 34]

Messing with Spam Calls
Just got a call about Medicare... very likely a scam
Prerecorded message asks me a yes or no question
Me: (什么) Shénme
Response: Great, would you like to speak to a representative
Me: (什么) Shénme
Response: Great I will transfer you to a representative
Representative: Hello, my name is XXXX, how are you today
Me: (你会说普通话吗?) Nǐ huì shuō pǔtōnghuà ma?
Representative: What are you saying?
Me: (你会说普通话吗?) Nǐ huì shuō pǔtōnghuà ma?
Representative: I don't understand
Me: (我不会说英语) Wǒ bù huì shuō yīngyǔ.....(你说什么) Nǐ shuō shénme
They hung up......

Shénme = What
Nǐ huì shuō pǔtōnghuà ma? = Do you speak Mandarin
Wǒ bù huì shuō yīngyǔ = I don't speak English
Nǐ shuō shénme = What did you say

"This number is ex directory, how did you obtain it? Stay on the line, this is a security breach and I may have to inform my superiors"

 

[jks9199128 3]

"This number is ex directory, how did you obtain it? Stay on the line, this is a security breach and I may have to inform my superiors"

"You're looking for who?... So are we. When did you last see them? Are they still alive? Is this something sort of ransom demand?"

No nearly as much fun since so many of the callers are robots anymore...

 

[Wing Woo Gar96 19]

“Oh hello, what color panties are you wearing, and how long have you been wearing them?”

 

[Prince_Alarming98 34]

"Would you like to see me do Turkish getups and pinan kata? would you?"

 

[Prince_Alarming98 34]

Guess who's tapering again?
Guess who's a fiddlesticking idiot?

 

[Prince_Alarming98 34]

It is a fact insufficiently acknowledged that certain exercises respond better to particular rep ranges

 

[Wing Woo Gar96 19]

It is a fact insufficiently acknowledged that certain exercises respond better to particular rep ranges

Which ones and how many?

 

[Wing Woo Gar96 19]

My Dr thinks I have a torn left hip Labrum. I think it sucks.

 

[Prince_Alarming98 34]

Which ones and how many?

I haven't drawn up a complete list, but I've learned squats are best done for reps, the bench press likes nice low heavy numbers and the deadlift loves the low reps too

 

[Prince_Alarming98 34]

Turkish getups, low reps again, chins for reps, military presses like a variety of approaches...

 

[Prince_Alarming98 34]

I actually made more money this week than I would have if I was on benefits. Sadly, I spent it on books and art materials, which I justify as 'research' and 'plowing the money back into the business'