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Although not politically correct ...
the truly funny ones never are!

Heres a joke for you:

Little Kenny comes home from school with an "F" in Math. His dad is mad at him for getting an "F" and asks why he got one.
Dad asks,"Why did you get an F, Kenny"
Kenny answers,"I got questions wrong on the test"
Dad says,"Well give an example of some questions on the test"
Kenny says,"the teacher asked me what 2 x 3 was"
Dad says"well whats the answer"
Kenny says"6"
Dad ask"Thats write, why did you fail"
Kenny says"because she asked me what 3 x 2 was"
Dad says" What the **** is the difference"
Kenny says "thats exactly what I said"

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I will do that.

Hows you training going? Hows you neck i remember you said it had been bothering you?

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The neck has gotten better. I actually have a few days off, my sifu is in New York for a Fu Jai Pow meeting with GM Wai Hong. We'll reconvene Tuesday or Wednesday. I need the rest ... LOL ... I'm getting old.
 
The neck has gotten better. I actually have a few days off, my sifu is in New York for a Fu Jai Pow meeting with GM Wai Hong. We'll reconvene Tuesday or Wednesday. I need the rest ... LOL ... I'm getting old.
LOL! My grandfather always told me that old was a mind set.

Did you see that I finally got a new test date? Im pumped im gonna be ready for this one and nail it.

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LOL! My grandfather always told me that old was a mind set.

Did you see that I finally got a new test date? Im pumped im gonna be ready for this one and nail it.

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It is a mindset, I suppose. I don't feel old until after those two hour workouts consisting of kung fu followed by kempo training. Does your grandfather train, or fish?

I hadn't seen te new test date. I'm sure you'll be more than ready ... congratulations ... work hard!
 
It is a mindset, I suppose. I don't feel old until after those two hour workouts consisting of kung fu followed by kempo training. Does your grandfather train, or fish?

I hadn't seen te new test date. I'm sure you'll be more than ready ... congratulations ... work hard!
My grandfather is deceased(sp?). He never trained though (well as far as I know). He did fish and he was an avid boater.

Yea Im excited. Im giving my body a little rest right now only training lightly. Then I plan to put in about 3 weeks of hard solid training. Then rest the week before, not completely light stuff, probably just forms to stay limber.

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My grandfather is deceased(sp?). He never trained though (well as far as I know). He did fish and he was an avid boater.

Yea Im excited. Im giving my body a little rest right now only training lightly. Then I plan to put in about 3 weeks of hard solid training. Then rest the week before, not completely light stuff, probably just forms to stay limber.

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Sorry bout grandpa (sp was correct).

I did the same before my last test. Worked hard for a long time, took about 7 days of light training just prior to the test, to allow my body to heal a bit. I hate tests ... LOL
 
Sorry bout grandpa (sp was correct).

I did the same before my last test. Worked hard for a long time, took about 7 days of light training just prior to the test, to allow my body to heal a bit. I hate tests ... LOL
I do to but man it feels good when they tell you that you passed

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I do to but man it feels good when they tell you that you passed

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Yeah, it does feel good when it's over, especially my last test. Cause when it was over, I said to myself, "I won't have to go through that again for a long, long time" ... LOL ... Luckily I'm on the grading end of tests much, much more nowadays. I have been known to get in and mix it up with some of those that are testing however.
 
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Yeah, it does feel good when it's over, especially my last test. Cause when it was over, I said to myself, "I won't have to go through that again for a long, long time" ... LOL ... Luckily I'm on the grading end of tests much, much more nowadays. I have been known to get in and mix it up with some of those that are testing however.

LOL! Im looking forward to blue belt. One its my favorite color so always a plus. Then I get into weapons, more advanced forms and I get to start the instructors program

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