The Last Person.....

[Andy Moynihan]

OMG! Say it isn't so! If Andy is the only one with a brain, WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!

Hey, why y'all lookin at me with those mucusey green glowing eyes.....Back! back I say! no! Put the silverware and the table saw down! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......................

 

[Gemini]

Good job, Lisa. I've taken a new liking to your carnivoirous space possessed pooch!

 

[Kreth]

Mmmmmmmmm, brains...

 

[Kacey]

Mmmmmmmmm, brains...

Brains are delicacies in some cultures, you know.

 

[Kreth]

Brains are delicacies in some cultures, you know.

Yep, the Pennsylvania Dutch Country being one of them.

 

[Ping898]

Yep, the Pennsylvania Dutch Country being one of them.

You talking the Amish?

 

[Kreth]

You talking the Amish?

Not specifically, no, but (calves) brains and eggs is a common breakfast dish down around Lancaster. Pretty tasty, too...

 

[Ping898]

Not specifically, no, but (calves) brains and eggs is a common breakfast dish down around Lancaster. Pretty tasty, too...

You know, to me that is just akin to eat a bulls private parts...don't quite think I could stomach it. (pun intended)

 

[Kacey]

I've never tried brains... but I love chicken livers!

 

[Andy Moynihan]

I eat too much fast food.

 

[terryl965]

Ok classes are over and checking in to see where this thread has turned and I see to much fast food, well you can control that by simply going to the grocery store and buying a few things to eat, when you are at home.
Terry

 

[Gemini]

Yep. Like brains and eggs, liver and mountain oysters.


Personally, I'll opt for a Big Mac.

 

[terryl965]

Yep. Like brains and eggs, liver and mountain oysters.


Personally, I'll opt for a Big Mac.

Gemini what about fruit and vegies, that is the food of super heroes, I guess that is why I'm just me.
Terry

 

[Gemini]

Gemini what about fruit and vegies, that is the food of super heroes, I guess that is why I'm just me.
Terry

I'm a carnivoir. If it walks, I eat it. Well, when it's done walking. Okay, Mr. Patatoehead walked too. Work with me here.

 

[terryl965]

I'm a carnivoir. If it walks, I eat it. Well, when it's done walking. Okay, Mr. Patatoehead walked too. Work with me here.

Yea I'll work with you especially when I come to Vegas next year.
Terry

 

[arnisador]

Now I'm hungry.

 

[terryl965]

Now I'm hungry.

McDonalds open 24hrs. here can you say Big Mac
Terry

 

[Gemini]

Yea I'll work with you especially when I come to Vegas next year.
Terry

I'm looking forward to it. Make sure you brings the boys. Same age, same level, it's a built in tournament! LOL.

 

[arnisador]

Big Who?

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Gemini what about fruit and vegies, that is the food of super heroes.
Terry

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NOTE: Captain Vegetable is a Muppet bunny dressed in a superhero costume.
Don't ask me why! Just sharing for those that haven't seen him.

During one of the spoken parts, either Andy or Eddie or maybe both vigorously nods their head after the Captain's lines, "Do I look like a bad dream?" or "Do I look like a weirdo?"


[Out of his secret garden somewhere in New Jersey comes your newest favorite super hero!]

It is I, Captain Vegetable
With my carrot, and my celery
Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me
And they're good for you, so eat them too
For teeth so strong, your whole life long
Eat celery and carrots by the bunch
Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable
Crunch, crunch, crunch!

My name is Andy
I love candy
And I eat it whenever I can
If it's handy
Gimme some candy
It's so good and sweet
The perfect treat
It's such a thrill
To eat my fill
And gobble till there's nothing on the plate
Candy is great, but wait!

Andy: [Who are you, some kind of bad dream?]

Captain: [Do I look like a bad dream?]

It is I, Captain Vegetable
With my carrot, and my celery
Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me
And they're good for you, so eat them too
For teeth so strong, your whole life long
Eat celery and carrots by the bunch

(The Captain turns the candy on Andy's plate into carrots and celery)

Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable
Crunch, crunch, crunch!

(Andy eats the veggies. Captain Vegetable leaves and finds Eddie with a plate of spaghetti)

My name is Eddie
I love spaghetti
So I eat it whenever I can
If it's ready
Gimme spaghetti
It's a lovely thing
It looks like string
It's such a thrill
To eat my fill
And gobble till there's nothing on the plate
Spaghetti is great, but wait!

Eddie: [What are you? Are you some kind of weirdo?]

Captain: [Do I look like a weirdo?
It is I, your newest super hero]

It is I, Captain Vegetable
With my carrot, and my celery
Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me
And they're good for you, so eat them too
For teeth so strong, your whole life long
Eat celery and carrots by the bunch
Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable

(Eddie tries the carrot or celery Captain Vegetable has with him)

Eddie: [Gee, Captain Vegetable this is the best thing to come around since meatballs!
Three cheers for Captain Vegetable!]

Three cheers for me Captain Vegetable
Crunch crunch crunch!