Smartest thing I heard today.

[Thesemindz]

A little gross goes a long way when you're talking about something you're going to eat. -My Wife

You?


-Rob

 

[Carol]

"Clean the filter in your air conditioner, if it needs to be cleaned" - a good friend


Anyone else?

 

[celtic_crippler]

"Going to the gym is out of the question. When you've got a hernia straining is a bad idea." - Tim, my doctor's PA.

 

[Hyper_Shadow]

Seriosuly mate, you can't set your fart on fire, the only thing you gonna burn is your expensive trousers and your **** hair.....

 

[terryl965]

The grass is greener on the other side, until you get there.

 

[Ronin74]

"If you're going to ask me a question, shut the **** up and let me answer before you start talking again." - one co-worker to another... lol.

 

[arnisador]

"The freedom all to be lords of our tiny skull-sized kingdoms, alone at the center of all creation." -David Foster Wallace

 

[MA-Caver]

"In the dark, everyone bleeds the same." from a discussion about racism.

 

[Thesemindz]

She's on tv, she has to lie. -My Wife


-Rob

 

[Tez3]

Fighting for peace is like f****** for virginity - British soldier.

 

[Ken Morgan]

From my many political friends, "The media is never your friend".

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

"I can't live your life for you"-My dad

"See now were on the top of this hill away from the bottom all we can do in life is keep climbing"-A teacher I had about not giving up

" I got no love for ya" Gym teacher teaching us that life isn't fair and nice.

 

[jim777]

Fighting for peace is like f****** for virginity - British soldier.

That's a bit like the quote by Elvis Costello, "Talking about music is like dancing about architecture". Always liked that one, and now this one too

 

[crushing]

Fighting for peace is like f****** for virginity - British soldier.

It's a more vulgar version of a George Carlin quote, but works just the same.

 

[Fiendlover]

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.

 

[Tames D]

"When are you going to grow up?" - My Wife

 

[Tez3]

It's a more vulgar version of a George Carlin quote, but works just the same.

It's squaddie speak, there's only varying degrees of vulgarity lol!

 

[Bill Mattocks]

"Once the pin has been pulled, Mister Grenade is no longer your friend."

- Some Jarhead, long time ago.

 

[Gordon Nore]

There are more horses' arses than horses. -- my missus

 

[Nomad]

"If you think you can't do something, you're absolutely right."
-My instructor