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[Prince_Alarming]

I believe that the trees were provoked.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I believe that the trees were provoked.

Nope, they just ambushed me. Actually the set a trap and dropped on me…. Never… I mean NEVER…. Trust a tree

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

My mother passed away today

I'm so sorry for your loss

 

[Flying Crane]

My mother passed away today

I am very sorry to hear this, Tim. Hugs.

 

[jks9199]

I can neither confirm or deny that

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I see you have prepared and reviewed the Evil Overlord List.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I see you have prepared and reviewed the Evil Overlord List.

FINALLY!!!! Someone gets it

35 I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

Now this one is good to know, had not thought about this

41 Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

Now THIS is a GREAT idea

100 Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.


Thanks

 

[Prince_Alarming]

I'd work harder on my PR game than most evil overlords. As well as taking over continents and butchering my enemies, I'd also start hunger relief programs, mediate peace talks and provide healthcare for all of my underlings

 

[Prince_Alarming]

"What this city really needs is a better class of villain.... and a NEEDLE EXCHANGE PROGRAM! MWAHAHAHAAAA!"

 

[drop bear]

We are doing another 12 week challenge

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Nope, they just ambushed me.

Sure it wasn't a gorsebush?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Sure it wasn't a gorsebush?

It was an oak tree

 

[Prince_Alarming]

It was an oak tree

Well what did you say to it? Oak trees are usually relatively benign. Now an ash tree, I wouldn't put anything past those bar stewards

 

[Xue Sheng]

Well what did you say to it? Oak trees are usually relatively benign. Now an ash tree, I wouldn't put anything past those bar stewards

Not Pennsylvania white oak trees... I ssaid nothing, I was just standing there and WHAMMO!!!! it jumped me

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Well that's very unfair of it. Apart from anything else, it has a huge weight advantage.

 

[granfire]

My mother passed away today

So sorry, man. Big hugs to you.

 

[granfire]

good gawd, yall, adulting is exhausting.
Called the insurance company with a couple of question, one was an easy gig, the other not so much, because we don't do things the easy way. I was some pour soul's Friday headshake. I am sorry.
Called the car dealership (after almost 25 years, it's time for new wheels) The gal at the other end did not really know how the paying of cars work. All good, because then I put some (good) clothes on and went to the bank. Got my car financing squared away. With probably a better rate than the dealership could get me.

And now I am tired.
Drinking tea and contemplating the rest of the day.

 

[drop bear]

A lot of industry's use this trap.

The self defence industry is definitely one of them.

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[Prince_Alarming]

Turns out Rippetoe was wrong. I've focussed obsesssively on my strength for so long that my cardiovascular fitness has suffered and I have about 13kg to lose to get to a healthy weight for my height. Welp, dieting it is. I'm choosing the 5/2 diet as I am basically a wuss and adherence is very high on this diet.

 

[Xue Sheng]

good gawd, yall, adulting is exhausting.
Called the insurance company with a couple of question, one was an easy gig, the other not so much, because we don't do things the easy way. I was some pour soul's Friday headshake. I am sorry.
Called the car dealership (after almost 25 years, it's time for new wheels) The gal at the other end did not really know how the paying of cars work. All good, because then I put some (good) clothes on and went to the bank. Got my car financing squared away. With probably a better rate than the dealership could get me.

And now I am tired.
Drinking tea and contemplating the rest of the day.

Adulting is exhausting, wont go into details.... but due to gastritis...DANG IT!!! I can't even have a cup of tea