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No dude! That’s a blue ring octopus! They bite! If it bites you it injects an incredibly powerful neurotoxin that will paralyze and then kill you in a very short amount of time. Look it up.
So you’re saying she was almost a candidate for a Darwin Award
 
The parachute regiment regularly conduct an exercise in the brecon beacons, not far from me. Every year, some idiot thinks it's a good idea to pick up an adder. It's probably part of the exercise, to see who is the type to interfere with venomous fauna.
 
Taking the day off. Had this wierd sensation in my chest, felt dizzy and light headed, actually passed out at one point. Called 111 and they said it sounds like a sudden drop in blood pressure, take it easy, drink some fluids and call back if it starts again
 
Taking the day off. Had this wierd sensation in my chest, felt dizzy and light headed, actually passed out at one point. Called 111 and they said it sounds like a sudden drop in blood pressure, take it easy, drink some fluids and call back if it starts again
Put a little salt and a little sugar in the water, not much, less than a 1/4 teaspoon
 
The parachute regiment regularly conduct an exercise in the brecon beacons, not far from me. Every year, some idiot thinks it's a good idea to pick up an adder. It's probably part of the exercise, to see who is the type to interfere with venomous fauna.
Well that’s not likely to kill them but it will certainly rank as one of the worst decisions of their life. Fasciotomy for compartment syndrome or necrotizing flesh are good reminders to leave these alone.
 
Well that’s not likely to kill them but it will certainly rank as one of the worst decisions of their life. Fasciotomy for compartment syndrome or necrotizing flesh are good reminders to leave these alone.
There's a saying... "No man is entirely useless. He can always serve as an example of what not to do"
 
And to make up for all that, the good lord gave Australia the wombat, a creature whose cuteness and friendliness is the stuff of legend
The wombat is a friendly animal? I pretty much know nothing about them.
 
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Heart: OK, who thought it was a good idea to work out in this condition? Brain? Have you got something to tell us?
 
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