My neighbor called the police on me because I had my car idling in the driveway waiting for Sue to come out. Not empty, I was in it.
He also called them because my porch lights were too bright (they're 40W bulbs). When they came over, the officer said "Are these the only porch lights you have? He made it sound like you had a searchlight or something."
Officer told me yesterday that they all know he's a nutter, but they have to come out. This guy is in his 40's, doesn't work, lives with his mother and can periodically be heard screaming at his mother, or his ex-wife or (for all I know) the aliens and I fully expect to see him walking around in an tinfoil hat some day.
And you wonder why I'm not going to give up my guns...