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[Xue Sheng]

OK well what about a couple of guinea pigs? They keep lawns beautifully clipped

To many hawks, owls and the occasional fox… they wouldn’t last long… oh an a bobcat was recently spotted not to far from my house.

 

[drop bear]

Crocodiles in there?

Yeah. About as crocodiley as you can get.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Yeah. About as crocodiley as you can get.
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It looks the part.

 

[_Simon_]

Ah, fancy that, I hit more than 5,000 posts and was promoted to Grandmaster, well, there ya! That is, something.

Wanna thank the academy, producers, cast and crew, couldn't have done it without you!

 

[HighKick]

Well, the lawn’s mowed…. I hate mowing that silly unnatural thing

Unnatural???

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Yeah. About as crocodiley as you can get.
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Awesome!

 

[Xue Sheng]

Unnatural???

Lawns, like you see at a home, appear nowhere in nature. They are a human construct

 

[Flying Crane]

Ah, fancy that, I hit more than 5,000 posts and was promoted to Grandmaster, well, there ya! That is, something.

Wanna thank the academy, producers, cast and crew, couldn't have done it without you!

And so you have finally discovered, through diligent repetition, the secret to becoming a grandmaster.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Ah, fancy that, I hit more than 5,000 posts and was promoted to Grandmaster, well, there ya! That is, something.

Wanna thank the academy, producers, cast and crew, couldn't have done it without you!

However this does not mean you can teach Martial Arts Talk style..... I know, I asked

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Yeah. About as crocodiley as you can get.
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Northern Taipan as well?

 

[granfire]

Nah, my neighbors would complain, besides we are not zoned for sheep

just call them vegetarian dogs.
It'll be alright

 

[drop bear]

Northern Taipan as well?

We get them.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Northern Taipan as well?

We get them.

Yeah well we have a plethora of Alligators AND Crocodiles in Florida and several other southern states

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Yeah well we have a plethora of Alligators AND Crocodiles in Florida and several other southern states

Our American crocodile is not even comparable to the Saltwater crocodile in Australia. Alligators are pussy cats, unless of course you are a pussy cat.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Yeah well we have a plethora of Alligators AND Crocodiles in Florida and several other southern states

The Taipan is an incredibly venomous snake, the coastal version is large, aggressive and extremely agile.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Not to mention Brown snakes, Tiger snakes, Death Adders, and red bellied black snakes amongst others. There are around 140 species of snake in northern Australia. Around 65% are venomous, including some the most deadly snakes in the entire world. Australia also has the only deadly octopus, and the box jelly or sea wasp jelly fish that can kill as well.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Lawns, like you see at a home, appear nowhere in nature. They are a human construct

Not quite true- they closely resemble the sheep and rabbit bitten pasturelands of the south downs. You're right though, they shouldn't be stuck into north America

 

[Steve]

Yeah. About as crocodiley as you can get.
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[Xue Sheng]

Our American crocodile is not even comparable to the Saltwater crocodile in Australia. Alligators are pussy cats, unless of course you are a pussy cat.

They have lats water Crocs in Florida, and alligators are not pussy cats, not as aggressive as a Nile Croc, but I am not going near one if I don't have too

 

[Xue Sheng]

The Taipan is an incredibly venomous snake, the coastal version is large, aggressive and extremely agile.

True, but getting bit by an Eastern Coral Snake, Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake, or Western Diamondback Rattlesnake...is no walk in the park