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[Gerry Seymour]

Logged in by accident actually and so..while I'm here I had to make an announcement in another section. Will likely be back to regular posting.....You can tell @Buka, he can stop trying to track me down, because he will never find me.....I've been hiding in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door that says 'Beware of the Leopard...and I'm wearing Groucho glasses....oh wait...I just told him were I was...DANG IT!!!! Now I have to find another hiding space.

Glad to see you back, whoever you are.

 

[_Simon_]

Logged in by accident actually and so..while I'm here I had to make an announcement in another section. Will likely be back to regular posting.....You can tell @Buka, he can stop trying to track me down, because he will never find me.....I've been hiding in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door that says 'Beware of the Leopard...and I'm wearing Groucho glasses....oh wait...I just told him were I was...DANG IT!!!! Now I have to find another hiding space.

Awesome to have ya back Xue, we've missed ya, hope you're well

Oh and you've only really missed more spaaaaammers ugh....

 

[ks - learning to fly]

looking for input on how to deal with problem kids in the dojang (bad attitudes) - thanks is advance!!

 

[Gerry Seymour]

looking for input on how to deal with problem kids in the dojang (bad attitudes) - thanks is advance!!

Duct tape and coat hooks.

Hopefully someone else has some advice that is actually legal.

 

[Buka]

In forty years of teaching, never really had a problem kid. My guess is these kids must be really young.

 

[Dirty Dog]

looking for input on how to deal with problem kids in the dojang (bad attitudes) - thanks is advance!!

Depends on the age and the details of the bad attitude, probably.

 

[drop bear]

 

[_Simon_]

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Ah congrats man, bloody awesome!

(You guys look damn tired too haha)

 

[_Simon_]

..... laughed quite hard XD

 

[Gerry Seymour]

..... laughed quite hard XD

Think about that the next time you “throw an elbow” in close sparring.

 

[drop bear]

Ah congrats man, bloody awesome!

(You guys look damn tired too haha)

We got mauled.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Duct tape and coat hooks.

Hopefully someone else has some advice that is actually legal.

That's what I was going to suggest, but you beat me to it.

 

[AngryHobbit]

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My eyes!

 

[CB Jones]

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Congats DB

 

[Gerry Seymour]

My eyes!

At least it’s not a close-up of his face this time.

(Somehow, I never tire of that stupid joke @drop bear. I am 12.)

 

[AngryHobbit]

At least it’s not a close-up of his face this time.

(Somehow, I never tire of that stupid joke @drop bear. I am 12.)

He is... that is true... with occasional (and rather frequent) forays into ages 3 and 5. He makes the four-year old pitbull look mature.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Here. Don't say I never provide specific instructions.

 

[granfire]

Here. Don't say I never provide specific instructions.

add tea and wine....especially the latter, they can't run as fast then.

 

[AngryHobbit]

add tea and wine....especially the latter, they can't run as fast then.

Yes... and cheese...

 

[AngryHobbit]

Aside from the fact this is JUST hilarious (do not eat or drink anything while reading this), it reminded me of a very real incident involving a practical application of such a tactic in martial arts. A very tall, very big gentleman came at me in an attack line with an overhead strike. While it was common knowledge he was just a big teddy bear, you can't fight hundreds of thousands of years of primal instinct "Oh my god, the abominable snowman is about to kill me!" with a few years of acquaintance - whenever I had to face him, my mind wend blank with terror. He was coming at me pretty fast, it was a dedicated attack, so I screeched at him - just to see what was happen (or maybe just out of sheer desperation). He almost fell face down - fully in accordance with the laws of physics, because he was teetering on the balls of his feet. I am now further inspired by Goofus the Peacock to perfect this technique. I specifically want to learn this particular Most Terrifying Honk.