I would never want to be without my....

44 Magnum, most powerful handgun in the world.....

I suppose I'd actually go for my knife that I customised and personalised. Or a knife and handgun/rifle combo. Nooo, too much to choose from...

How about a BFG, can we get one of those...?
 
I call your wolveriiiiiiines and raise you Hungry grizzlies :EG: :D


Actually I never want to be without by pet Bengal Tiger named fluffy :D
Alright, now you've done it. I wasn't going to disclose this, but...

now I've got to warn you about my ultra deadly, 108 Dragontail, 1000 heavenly pressure point, kill hordes of attackers even through walls, CHI!!!!!!!!!!! :mst: :ultracool

Actually, the kill through walls part is the smell from my really my old gi. :p
 
Alright, now you've done it. I wasn't going to disclose this, but...

now I've got to warn you about my ultra deadly, 108 Dragontail, 1000 heavenly pressure point, kill hordes of attackers even through walls, CHI!!!!!!!!!!! :mst: :ultracool

Actually, the kill through walls part is the smell from my really my old gi. :p

ahh but you forget I train the ultimate deadly, 109 Dragontail, 1010 heavenly pressure point, kill hordes of attackers and weeds even through walls, Chi :D

and so does fluffy
 
Well if we're using Harry Potter animals, don't forget Buckbeak.

There was no Bengal Tiger named Fluffy in Harry Potter.

I can't be held responsible if there just happens to be a 2 headed dog of the same name :D
 
Oh, and BTW, it's three heads.:ultracool

OH so now it's my fault I can't count :D

Sorry about that, it has been awhile since I have seen that movie, to be honest I took a wild guess as to which animal it was in the first place :)
 
Don't know that I believe this: The recoil is not uncontrollable, but instead, tamed by the guns weight.
Uhhh, Huhhh. ;) Could someone with a spare $16,000 buy one and let us know? :D

Well it certainly would not do well in a quick draw contest that's for sure.
 
More than the Desert Eagle .50 cal?

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have listened to the guy that sold me that hand cannon. Think his name was Harry. Hey guys if you see a guy with a funny squint called Harry he's a ripoff merchant don't listen to him when it comes to handguns!:mst:

Hey if we're using animals I'll just untether that spare Chimera I got chewing on unfortunate bands of merry adventurers in my garden and use him. I call him Mister Happy he especially likes to eat horses and people riding horses (normally Irish jockeys).
 
I agree with arnisador if you know a situation is dangerous and you can avoid it you should.

Avoiding dangerous situations prevents injuries, lawsuits, recovery time, lost wages, and missed martial arts practice.
 
Short stick, or an improvised facsimile, such as a rolled up magazine. "He beat you to a pulp with Black Belt Magazine. Get out of here. Not guilty!":angel:
 

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