Wow. There's some humor in this. Just imagine the guy reviewing the tape of the home study student saying.....
"OK. Very good. Now, for your next cutting test, you must successfully slice your video camera cleanly in two on the first try then send us the pieces, along with the tape leading up to the destruction of the camera, for review. Bonus points will be given should you manage to slice the camcorder in half while in mid-air doing a backflip."
I'm just waiting, waiting, and waiting for an "Aliveness" home study DVD training course that allows people to become the Ultimate Warrior through a strict, self-sparring curriculum a la "Liar Liar" w/Jim Carey. You could make a fortune posting the student review tapes on the internet.
Hmm... OK. I might have a little bit of a dark side. Uh oh....
I think it's time to whip out the dreaded signature......