Q: Hi! I'm new here, 17 years old, keen to start learning, but I don't want to drive anywhere or invest any time in training, and I don't really like to sweat either. So I was wondering, if I bought this DVD I found in the back of a martial arts magazine, will it really work? My buddy and I are going to go in together on it and we'll train really hard.
A: No, it probably won't work well. First, many of these DVDs are put together by charlatans who would happily award a black belt to a small shrubbery if the check cleared. Second, without feedback from a qualified instructor, you are quite likely to learn very bad habits that will become difficult if not impossible to unlearn later if you get 'real' in-person training. Third, the DVD will most likely get about as much use as your stationary bicycle that is down in the basement next to washing machine and is now used as a hanger for clothes. You'll fart around with it for a couple months, watch some martial arts movies, decide you've mastered it, get your 'black belt' in the mail, and move on to the next shiny thing to catch your eye. Why don't you find a local martial arts studio and invest your time and money into some real training?
Q: Well, I think I *can* learn from a DVD, and I *won't* just do it for a couple months and then quit, because I'm *real serious* about this and I won't quit until I'm the best, you'll see. And there are no dojos near me anyway, I live 30 miles from the nearest city.
A: Consider driving to the city instead.
Q: Well, I don't have a car and I lost my license anyway and gas costs money and I don't have a job either.
A: If you're serious about training, you'll find a way to learn from an actual instructor. Most instructors will work with you and be understanding of your situation. They may let you come in every so often for checkups and give you assignments to practice at home; you'll soon see improvements if you have feedback from a real instructor, and your hard work and sacrifice to get to real training will make you value your training that much more. People who really want something find a way to do it. That's not to say that sometimes things are not easy, but where there is a will, 99% of the time, there is a way.
Q: Well, I don't want to do any of those things, and I think you're all just negative people and I'm going to order the training DVD's anyway and then you'll see.
A: OK, then. You asked our opinion, we gave it to you. It seems you already had your mind made up, so we're not sure why you asked us for advice if you were just going to get ticked off by it. Good luck.
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