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You get a used Jane Fonda video for your collection.


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Cryozombie

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You press the button and the big metal coil rotates, but not far enough to actually drop the prize.

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jks9199

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You get a subpoena to testify to Congress about your retention bonus... and a special new tax law for it, too.

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You get a hack-sawed carabiner and 100 feet of hour-glassed rope.


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Cryozombie

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You get a headless barbie doll and a note that says "REDRUM! REDRUM! Love, Miffy xoxo"

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shesulsa

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You get 20 feet of cheap rope and a $1.00 tanto from the local pawn shop.

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Carol

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You get an alibi. Good through April 30.

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