Vending Machine

Bob Hubbard

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Vending Machine is a simple game were you insert a coin, and the next person tells you what you get. And they insert a coin, and so on.

In your replies tell us what the last person received when they inserted a coin, then insert a coin of your own. Make your answers funny and original.

Example:

First poster:
*inserts coin*

Second poster:
you get an apple
*insert coin*

Third Poster:
you get three coins
*insert coin*
 
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You get 1 slightly soggy copy of Archie Digest.


*Inserts Coin*
 

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You get one box of slightly used pizza... and a very used stuffed, squeaking squirrel dog toy.

*drops coin into slot*
 

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You get a double wet willy (for those that don't know- it's when someone licks their index fingers and puts them in an unsuspecting victims ears).

Inserts coin...
 

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You get one red sock and one green sock.

Insert coin...
 

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You get an economy size jug of PeptoBismo. (After several of the above "prizes", I think it'll be necessary!)

*inserts slug*
 

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