Yeah.
Thanks for reminding me.....I still have a few hours to go at work, and then I gotta stay awake 'til about noon.
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Yeah.Thanks for reminding me.....I still have a few hours to go at work, and then I gotta stay awake 'til about noon.
Sorry to bring you the bad news. If I wasn't stuck at home waiting for the stupid cable guy I'd ask you to come up for another class
I couldn't. I'm staying awake 'cause I gotta take mom to an appointment. They're going to dialate her eyes, so I'll be her eyes and ride home.
Just a yearly thing, for an examination. However, I'm not to awake right now, just hurting a bit, having got up earlier than usual to get my running in.
wee_blondie
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Nice! Best cure for insomnia that I've found is reading about pipeline corrosion....sends me to sleep every time! (sshhhh, don't tell the boss!)
Ah but the finer points of oxidation aree so interesting, yes? :roflmao:
Ladies please, I'm fighting the sleepiness as it is!!! I need to stay awake!
wee_blondie
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Oxidation? Ah, you gotta love the redox reactions.... Man, I'm such a geek!!
Me too, only I've been working with the finer points of the protocols used in international call processing in South America.
Uh Oh....gotta keep Hand Sword awake...we may be boring him to sleep!
wee_blondie
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OK Handsword this one's for you.....
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders
three more.
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it;
it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman
replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the
other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we
promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank
together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same
way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking sips
from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the
bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye
and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me..."
"...I've quit drinking!"
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders
three more.
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it;
it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman
replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the
other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we
promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank
together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same
way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking sips
from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the
bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye
and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me..."
"...I've quit drinking!"
Thanks Wee Blondie.
wee_blondie
Blue Belt
Welcome! I love daft jokes :uhyeah:
wee_blondie
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus??
The fire was in tents.....
The fire was in tents.....
A Texas rancher goes to Scotland and asks one of the locals "How much land do y'all got here?"
The Scotsman says "About two acres."
The Texan puffs up and says "My ranch is so big, I can get in my pickup truck and drive and drive and drive and I won't reach the other end until Sundown!"
The Scotsman puts his hand on the Texan's shoulder and said "Oh laddie, lemme buy you a drink. I had a car like that once too. "
The Scotsman says "About two acres."
The Texan puffs up and says "My ranch is so big, I can get in my pickup truck and drive and drive and drive and I won't reach the other end until Sundown!"
The Scotsman puts his hand on the Texan's shoulder and said "Oh laddie, lemme buy you a drink. I had a car like that once too. "
See what I mean about the 3rd shift! LOOPY!!! :erg:
I don't just resemble it, I AM it! Welcome to my asylum!!!! The inmates run everything around here!!
wee_blondie
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Loopy??? Count me in, I been stuck in the north sea for 2 weeks now and not even got any work to do!!! Cabin fever? Right here!!!!
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