The Last Person Thread - 3.0

[seasoned]

Good morning LPTer's. Tough having your Monday start on Saturday. Hang in...............

 

[Dirty Dog]

Speaking of terry, where are you??

Shhhhhhhh
If you speak his name, it summons him.


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[seasoned]

Shhhhhhhh
If you speak his name, it summons him.


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Some things better left unsaid, for sure....

 

[ks - learning to fly]

I actually woke up yesterday, thinking it was Monday.....how does that work?? (oh yeah, counting the days until Saturday!!!) my brain must be working overtime!!

 

[Bob Hubbard]

It's Sunday! That means tomorrow is Monday. Proof there is no God, for if there was, the day would be destroyed forever and we could skip ahead to Tuesday and bagel day.

 

[ks - learning to fly]

How does that mean there is no God? I guess my problem is entirely different for no matter where I look I can't not see God and the miracle that we call life!! to wake up, breathe in and out - that too is a blessing!! Bagels do sound good though!

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Mondays are against my faith. We've been campaigning for years to rename it Saint Garfields Day, with a lasagna feast but the church has refused to reply to our petition directly, though they did issue a restraining order against air mailing them any more pasta dishes.

 

[Dirty Dog]

I'd take pasta over Monday any time.


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[seasoned]

If I drink enough wine Sunday night, Monday's are just a blur. Plus I don't feel guilty because the wine is just a holy thing, right.

 

[seasoned]

terry, where are you................

 

[yak sao]

If we got rid of Mondays, then everyone would just hate Tuesdays

 

[Josh Oakley]

Just when you think you may have seen everything, here is a homeless, toothless guy selling kissing lessons:

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[seasoned]

Josh, I thought you were leaving.

 

[Josh Oakley]

I did. Now I am back. Turns put, pimpin really IS easy!

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[yak sao]

some people are just born entrepreneurs. One question....where does a homeless guy get access to art supplies?

 

[Josh Oakley]

some people are just born entrepreneurs. One question....where does a homeless guy get access to art supplies?

Community center? Dunno. Maybe he is really that good of a kisser.

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[yak sao]

I bet his beard tickles.

 

[Dirty Dog]

I can think of one or two people I'd pay him to kiss...

 

[yak sao]

Hillary Clinton for one....I'm in for a buck

 

[Dirty Dog]

Time for work. Would be nice if it wasn't busy.


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