Originally posted by Les
I heard this is the new 'updated' spelling.
There is also talk of cutting the country down to a 24 state system, or even, some suggest, a 16 state system.
This won't effect your fees (taxes), you'll still have the privilege of giving too much your hard earned cash to the 'Higher Belts' of the government.
And NO guns! Whoops, I shouldn't have said that
But what of those countries around the periphery of this great nation, and some of those in Europe?
Well, it seems they're just doing 'Motion Government'
Les
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This post is offered as light humour, and the author accepts no responsibility if any person reading it takes offence.
It's ONLY a joke, honest
Well done, Les.
But of course you suffer from being taught "The Queen's English" which, as clearly explained in the OED, is merely a subset of "American English" which is of course merely a commercialized, watered down version of "English," which is of course inherently inferior to German, which is inferior to Latin. But still, it is good enough to run the one of the World's strongest economies, so it is a workable methodology.
However, I did have Mr. English over several times, and on pain of death and after being sworn to secrecy as others no doubt have been as well, I was shown how English really is closer to Latin than anyone really knows and when used properly it is obviously superior to that which most multinational corporations, book publishers, and Universities use today. But I can not show it to you in writing because, by nature, "commercial English" is incapable of expressing even the basic concepts of "English" however once I demonstrate it to you in person you will immediately realize how the one is a mere derivative of the other.
It is truly a shame that there is no software available, no way to hold a seminar, no modern electronic recording device which will allow me to convey this information to you as it would greatly elevate and enhance present day communication if you could all just get on the same page with me.
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Les, I had to try. That was really funny. In accordance with the Preparatory Considerations delinated in Infinite Insights Book 1, I am going to Accept that there are those out there who will take offense at this as I am Aware that the Environment of the Internet allows anyone to see what is written and fail to see well-intenioned humour. However since the Range of any attack can not truly harm me I feel that my Position will prevent serious injury before damage can escalate out of control. By Maneuvering this disclaimer to Target everyone's rational brain, I hope that Natural Weapons of logic and reason can also serve as my Natural Defense against impending disrespectful, unwarranted and potentially inflammatory retailatory comments.

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Thanks again Les, if I can stop laughing I'll go to bed now.