List all of the Weapons at your house

Buka

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Yes. Mine is a full on, weaponized, Sicilian crazy women with attitude.
Being part Irish, she doesn't even need a second person in the room to start a fight.
 

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Yes. Mine is a full on, weaponized, Sicilian crazy women with attitude.
Being part Irish, she doesn't even need a second person in the room to start a fight.

My wife full on Chinese traditional Chinese medical doctor.....

When we were dating we watched Jet Li's Kiss of the Dragon. At the end, (Spoiler alert) Li sticks a needle in the back of the guys neck, as the bad guy shakes bleeds and dies my future wife says...."It doesn't work that way."....to which I fearfully ask....how does it work.....she says "It won't kill you, just make you very sick"

Also after telling her about Yang Jwing Ming demonstrating Qinna pressure points on my elbow, and telling her how much it hurt, she casually reaches up, grabs my elbow and says "you mean here" she got it exactly the same///and it hurt just as much
 

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I don't have any weapons in the house.
 

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My wife full on Chinese traditional Chinese medical doctor.....

When we were dating we watched Jet Li's Kiss of the Dragon. At the end, (Spoiler alert) Li sticks a needle in the back of the guys neck, as the bad guy shakes bleeds and dies my future wife says...."It doesn't work that way."....to which I fearfully ask....how does it work.....she says "It won't kill you, just make you very sick"

Also after telling her about Yang Jwing Ming demonstrating Qinna pressure points on my elbow, and telling her how much it hurt, she casually reaches up, grabs my elbow and says "you mean here" she got it exactly the same///and it hurt just as much

When I read her reply - Very was drawn out and emphasized :) :D
Just my thoughts interfering with your writing:wideyed:.
 

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The ones you can actually use (No butter knifes XD) I mean like real weapons like a machete or a spear etc.
I will not tell you how many fire arms we have in the house nor how spread out they are. Per your assertion, if the shop at our house can be included we have hundreds of weapons.
Why you do not want to include common household items I am not sure but there is some weaponry gold there.
 

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I might start a thread asking what valuables you have in your house, nothing like advertising on the internet
 

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She is pretty sweet, but she scares the s*** out of anyone that comes to the door. She has a very deep, loud bark, and she jumps on the door when she hears the Ring jingle on my phone. One time, I came out just in time to see a solicitor literally running down my driveway.

I should mention, i also have a Great Pyrenees, but he's the most gentle, laid back dog I've ever had.
Lots of folks are scared of big, noisy dogs, even when they are sweet and playful.

Sounds like a a lot of winter snuggle options around your place.
 

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I might start a thread asking what valuables you have in your house, nothing like advertising on the internet
There are all these things on social media about your lord or lady name, your porn name, quizzes about things you have or haven't done. It seems odd to me that folks are so willing to share exactly the information that one might need in order to talk to your credit card company or bank.
 

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I might start a thread asking what valuables you have in your house, nothing like advertising on the internet

In the unlikely event that there is someone reading this thread that
A - knows who I am,
B - knows where I live,
and
C - wants to steal from me,
do you think knowing that we have a ton of weapons handy and are ready and able to use them would make that event more or less likely?
 

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I have a torch. Not the mag, a led lenser.

But I will also post this because I find it funny.

 

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In the unlikely event that there is someone reading this thread that
A - knows who I am,
B - knows where I live,
and
C - wants to steal from me,
do you think knowing that we have a ton of weapons handy and are ready and able to use them would make that event more or less likely?


You don't ever leave your house?

Relatively easy to find out the info on you though, people think it isn't but the security services do it all the time.
 

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You don't ever leave your house?

Sure. I'm armed then, too. And there's a security system in the house. And a dog. And of course, this is a straw man, since nobody has said anything about leaving the house.

Relatively easy to find out the info on you though, people think it isn't but the security services do it all the time.

I just can't help but think that those services have a lot more knowledge and access than the typical burglar.
 

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I'm sure if people really wanted to, they could find out exactly where I live. I don't think that posting my weapons on here makes that more likely, for a couple reasons.
1. If someone is planning to rob a house on my block, I doubt they're coming on this site to learn what I have first.
2. If someone on this site already wants to rob me, and is going to go through all that effort, then learning what I've got there isn't going to effect anything-that's not the reason they're doing it.
3. I'm not posting anything incredibly valuable-nothing that would make someone see what's on here and decide "I need to steal from that person" to the point that they will travel to my house, vs. taking there chances at someone from the neighborhood next to there. If I was posting something like my safe number/contents, or that I've got a super valuable whatever, then I can see that happening, but not for a bunch of random weapons (where the value is entirely uncertain).
4. I live with my wife-who works remote, and my parents-who are both retired. And don't go out much due to COVID. so someone would have to sneak past 3 people in order to rob me.
 

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In the unlikely event that there is someone reading this thread that
A - knows who I am,
B - knows where I live,
and
C - wants to steal from me,
do you think knowing that we have a ton of weapons handy and are ready and able to use them would make that event more or less likely?
As an aside, if someone knows A they can very quickly learn B, unless you put in active effort to hide it.
 

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I live in the south and in a rural community. Just about every home around here has alot of firearms in it.

Finding a home around here without guns would be the bigger surprise.
 

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