Yes. Mine is a full on, weaponized, Sicilian crazy women with attitude.
Being part Irish, she doesn't even need a second person in the room to start a fight.
List all of the Weapons at your house
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Yes. Mine is a full on, weaponized, Sicilian crazy women with attitude.
Being part Irish, she doesn't even need a second person in the room to start a fight.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
My wife full on Chinese traditional Chinese medical doctor.....
When we were dating we watched Jet Li's Kiss of the Dragon. At the end, (Spoiler alert) Li sticks a needle in the back of the guys neck, as the bad guy shakes bleeds and dies my future wife says...."It doesn't work that way."....to which I fearfully ask....how does it work.....she says "It won't kill you, just make you very sick"
Also after telling her about Yang Jwing Ming demonstrating Qinna pressure points on my elbow, and telling her how much it hurt, she casually reaches up, grabs my elbow and says "you mean here" she got it exactly the same///and it hurt just as much
When I read her reply - Very was drawn out and emphasized
Just my thoughts interfering with your writing
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dvcochran
Grandmaster
I will not tell you how many fire arms we have in the house nor how spread out they are. Per your assertion, if the shop at our house can be included we have hundreds of weapons.
Why you do not want to include common household items I am not sure but there is some weaponry gold there.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
When I read her reply - Very was drawn out and emphasized
Just my thoughts interfering with your writing
With a Chinese accent too
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
Yeah, I was kinda scratching my head here.
Lots of folks are scared of big, noisy dogs, even when they are sweet and playful.
Sounds like a a lot of winter snuggle options around your place.
Steve
Mostly Harmless
There are all these things on social media about your lord or lady name, your porn name, quizzes about things you have or haven't done. It seems odd to me that folks are so willing to share exactly the information that one might need in order to talk to your credit card company or bank.
Steve
Mostly Harmless
She's a big, scary snuggle bear. With fish breath.
The breath is the real weapon. It starts out so nice with puppies, then their mouths take on the essence of a landfill.
CB Jones
Senior Master
In the unlikely event that there is someone reading this thread that
A - knows who I am,
B - knows where I live,
and
C - wants to steal from me,
do you think knowing that we have a ton of weapons handy and are ready and able to use them would make that event more or less likely?
You don't ever leave your house?
Relatively easy to find out the info on you though, people think it isn't but the security services do it all the time.
Sure. I'm armed then, too. And there's a security system in the house. And a dog. And of course, this is a straw man, since nobody has said anything about leaving the house.
I just can't help but think that those services have a lot more knowledge and access than the typical burglar.
I'm sure if people really wanted to, they could find out exactly where I live. I don't think that posting my weapons on here makes that more likely, for a couple reasons.
1. If someone is planning to rob a house on my block, I doubt they're coming on this site to learn what I have first.
2. If someone on this site already wants to rob me, and is going to go through all that effort, then learning what I've got there isn't going to effect anything-that's not the reason they're doing it.
3. I'm not posting anything incredibly valuable-nothing that would make someone see what's on here and decide "I need to steal from that person" to the point that they will travel to my house, vs. taking there chances at someone from the neighborhood next to there. If I was posting something like my safe number/contents, or that I've got a super valuable whatever, then I can see that happening, but not for a bunch of random weapons (where the value is entirely uncertain).
4. I live with my wife-who works remote, and my parents-who are both retired. And don't go out much due to COVID. so someone would have to sneak past 3 people in order to rob me.
1. If someone is planning to rob a house on my block, I doubt they're coming on this site to learn what I have first.
2. If someone on this site already wants to rob me, and is going to go through all that effort, then learning what I've got there isn't going to effect anything-that's not the reason they're doing it.
3. I'm not posting anything incredibly valuable-nothing that would make someone see what's on here and decide "I need to steal from that person" to the point that they will travel to my house, vs. taking there chances at someone from the neighborhood next to there. If I was posting something like my safe number/contents, or that I've got a super valuable whatever, then I can see that happening, but not for a bunch of random weapons (where the value is entirely uncertain).
4. I live with my wife-who works remote, and my parents-who are both retired. And don't go out much due to COVID. so someone would have to sneak past 3 people in order to rob me.
As an aside, if someone knows A they can very quickly learn B, unless you put in active effort to hide it.
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