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Well, twist up my testicles and fly me to Tijuana, the doctor I saw said that I needed a blood test and I should have been having them regularly for the past 20 years or so. The annoying part is that I bet she's ignored by her colleagues on account of being a muslim and a woman, and yet she spotted something in a few seconds that nobody else seems to have thought worth bothering about. All done now.
 
Oh that's right...you're retired....well.... I can no longer like you....mostly due to jealousy and envy... but that is the way it has to be....at least until I retire.... then... well...you'll be ok again......
I am indeed retired. Having a good time, so far. My annuity payments have started, and I should start receiving payments from my thrift savings (federal equivalent to a 401k). Because I'm turning 55 later this year, I am able to take advantage of the "rule of 55" to access my TSP funds without early withdrawal penalties.

Planning another drive down to AZ in a few weeks. It's going to be hot as hell, but I'll be glad to spend some more time with my parents.
 
I am indeed retired. Having a good time, so far. My annuity payments have started, and I should start receiving payments from my thrift savings (federal equivalent to a 401k). Because I'm turning 55 later this year, I am able to take advantage of the "rule of 55" to access my TSP funds without early withdrawal penalties.

Planning another drive down to AZ in a few weeks. It's going to be hot as hell, but I'll be glad to spend some more time with my parents.


Enjoy ;)
 
I should start receiving payments from my thrift savings (federal equivalent to a 401k). Because I'm turning 55 later this year,
That's the same year when I retired. Back then I had to wait until 59 and 1/2 before I could take money out of my TDSP.
 
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That's the same year when I retired. Back then I had to wait until 59 and 1/2 before I could take money out of my TDSP.
The only payment I will wait for is Social security. I am and when I retire, I will be over 60, but not yet old enough for full Social Security. My pension will start at the speed of the state in which I work..... so a couple months...they aren't very speedy.
 
The only payment I will wait for is Social security. I am and when I retire, I will be over 60, but not yet old enough for full Social Security. My pension will start at the speed of the state in which I work..... so a couple months...they aren't very speedy.
I took SS when I was 62. I could get more if I wait until 65 or even 70. But I think those extra years could make difference.

One guy retired from IBM. In the first month of his retirement life, one day he drove to airport and had a car accident. He died in that car accident. He didn't even have chance to draw his 1st month pension check from IBM.

I don't know which is worse.

- One dies but hasn't spent all his money.
- One has spent all his money but still alive.
 
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