Government workers... a different breed.

We should come up with some good office rules/etiquette. I'll kick it off with a few I personally live by (each open to occasional exceptions):
Rule #1: "if I didn't buy it, I don't use it."
Rule #2: "If I don't personally see everyone who goes through the line ahead of me at the potluck, I don't eat at the potluck." I need to know if someone used his hand to pick up food, or sneezed or sniffed the spoon or what.
Rule #3: List of foods I don't eat at work and don't appreciate others eating:
- Fish to include kipper snacks, sardines, broiled or baked fish that is reheated in the oven or any fish that smells at all fishy. (exception: smoked salmon or fish that has no strong smell),
- Popcorn (it smells too good when made correctly, and terrible for hours when burned)
- Kimchi
Rule #4: "Don't mess with another person's stuff."
What else?
you're a master of arts. I'm mostly harmless. Hmmm.