Why I Fired My Secretary. .

MA-Caver

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Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my pretty secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss! Happy Birthday!". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead she took us out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, and business partners all singing Happy Birthday :partyon: :partyon:

And I just sat there ----

on the couch ----


naked.
 

lonecoyote

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Thank you so much! that is hilarious! best laugh I've had in a while.
 

Ceicei

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I laughed and laughed....

Oh boy... I feel sorry for the guy! That secretary should have known better than to try to arrange the surprise THAT way (or maybe she actually intended this as a practical joke in a malicious way).

- Ceicei
 

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