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You're overcooking them. Absolutely. It's like steak. There are 5 degrees of doneness:
1 - Rare
2 - Medium Rare
3 - Wait, what are you doing?
4 - For gods sake stop!
5 - Order the chicken, you steak hating monster.

You, sir, are a monster.

Think of it as a petting zoo...
If anything, heā€™s probably undercooking them. My mother hated eggs too since the whites reminded her of snot!

I became an early morning person after having to drive my ā€˜nephewā€™, 25 miles to his school. Two years of rising at 5:30am completely reset my chronotype from a night owl to a morning lark! I used to love a lie-in until 10am, but now I feel virtuous šŸ™„
 
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- I hate any form of runny eggs. All of them. Those nasty sunny side up eggs with the in tact yokes? :vomit:

You also get weird dishes where people will have a raw egg on top...? Que the Gordon Ramsay 'It's flocking raw!'. I always cook mine through. Not overcooked, but definitely not runny.
A bowl of hash with a nice runny egg on top is the best. Mmm.
 

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I put the hash in the skillet, make a depression in it with a spoon, and crack the egg into that. Yummy.
WTF? šŸ˜³ Use a pipe at leastā€¦not a frying pan!
 

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Maybe that too. I donā€™t know. Try it and let me know how it turns out. šŸ˜‚
šŸ¤”ā€¦I donā€™t where I can get my hands on any eggsšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø
 

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šŸ¤”ā€¦I donā€™t where I can get my hands on any eggsšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø
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I think castor oil comes from the rear end of satan his self!!!!!
 

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Eggs Benedict is my favorite dish.

I once went on a short island holiday. Had it for breakfast every morning.
Many years ago, I took my wife for a romantic weekend staying in a posh hotel. She had eggs benedict as a starter on the first evening, got food poisoning from it and spent the rest of the weekend puking and pooping!

Avoid raw eggs in the U.K.!
 

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You're overcooking them. Absolutely. It's like steak. There are 5 degrees of doneness:
1 - Rare
2 - Medium Rare
3 - Wait, what are you doing?
4 - For gods sake stop!
5 - Order the chicken, you steak hating monster.

You, sir, are a monster.

Think of it as a petting zoo...
WTF? šŸ˜³ Use a pipe at leastā€¦not a frying pan!
His habit has got too large, he lives in Colorado.
 

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Many years ago, I took my wife for a romantic weekend staying in a posh hotel. She had eggs benedict as a starter on the first evening, got food poisoning from it and spent the rest of the weekend puking and pooping!

Avoid raw eggs in the U.K.!
Yeah some countries vaccinate their chickens for that, some don't.

Properly poached eggs should be ok. But like all cooking, YMMV. Poaching anything is an art.
 

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