Save some for me morph!!!
What famous actor you dislike,would you most like to beat up?
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Save some for me morph!!!
:drinky: Sure, sometimes when I drink, my head gets so full that I lose my balance, it's nice to have someone to hold onto when that happens.
Morph4me, that's merely the weight of the Great Thoughts that the rapid destruction of weaker brain cells has allowed you to formulate! Have courage---what you need at those moments is someone to write down those thoughts for you before the process Scott described takes over and you lose them...
BTW, my glass is empty, as you may have noticed, and yes, you may buy the next round, no argument!
(We probably should boogie on over to the Urusai B &G, no? Thinking about those free peanuts...)
I told people I do not sing.
Would they listen to me?
Nope, and so I am doing a song in some two bar hick town, and this women jumps back from the bar off her stool. Grabs it off the floor and tries to throw it at me (* About 40 feet away *). It lands about 12-15 feet and slides a couple. She then picks up a much lighter chair and screams this battle cry just like and good berserker, and she chargers the stage. She then trips over the stool she threw, and falls flat on her face and "throws" the chair while falling forwarded that slides up to the stage area. I am in shock I stop singing and she gets up all ok and heads back to the bar. I open my mouth to sing again and she runs back at me screaming again. From the outside I hear it was quite funny.
I was thinking how I as going to have to explain to an officer about a crazy woman who tried to hit me and I was only defending myself. ** Her being totally calm as soon as I had stopped singing. ** *********************************************
PS: Tom Cruise could walk into an elbow or two from anyone, for being his belief and in trying to get south park to not air an episode. Censorship is something I seriously dislike, and combine it with his threat (* blackmail *) of not supporting his latest movie at the time, they caved. (* TV station being owned by the larger company that had invested money into the movie. *) I wish him the best in finding his place. I just wish he would keep his issues out of the public eye or try to persuade people with strong arm tactics.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
Greetings, Xue---welcome to the party! Rich has agreed not to sing, Morph4m4 or Drac or someone is buying... me, maybe???... and everyone is having a great time... :drinky: :cheers: :drinky:
... alcohol takes over again .... :drinkbeer
CoryKS
Senior Master
Whoa, now, you can't *Gilbert Gottfried* suspend a guy for a topic and then answer the *Will Ferrell* question! That would *Carrot Top* be wrong.
Ah, who am I kidding. I'm here for the beer! :drink2tha
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
Guinness for me :drinkbeer
And why not?? Haven't we decided that it's a prime brain stimulant? At this rate, we are going to be making MENSA look like the Flat Earth Society...
Xue Sheng said:
Now you mention it, that sounds good---maybe I'll have one as well...
Gilbert Gottfried is a comic genious. I would protect him.
sean
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
(Done in best pirate voice)
Aye when yee be wantin a beer ya can chew only Guinness will do. .
Arrgh, 'tis a meal en itself! (Wait... I should save that for Talk Like A Pirate Day, shouldn't I... 10 months to go!)
Morph4me, that's merely the weight of the Great Thoughts that the rapid destruction of weaker brain cells has allowed you to formulate! Have courage---what you need at those moments is someone to write down those thoughts for you before the process Scott described takes over and you lose them...
BTW, my glass is empty, as you may have noticed, and yes, you may buy the next round, no argument!
(We probably should boogie on over to the Urusai B &G, no? Thinking about those free peanuts...)
I've actually written down those thoughts, the problem is they are so lofty and profound that, with the rapid proliferation of those weak brain cells the day after, I don't understand what I meant, it's a great loss
. I got the next round.
I've actually written down those thoughts, the problem is they are so lofty and profound that, with the rapid proliferation of those weak brain cells the day after, I don't understand what I meant, it's a great loss
Believe me, m4m, I understand that problem---happens to me fairly frequently. And since the people around me cannot comprehend these tremendous discoveries and mistakenly think that I'm just jibbering, all kinds of great thinking winds up getting lost forever... I suspect more than a few of us have that problem...
OK, I'm good for the one after that.
Hold YOU up?? I was expecting you to hold ME up..LOL
Well if you expect me to hold you up, then you get the next round:drinkbeer
Will work for beer
%think%
Deal...
If you guys can figure out how to lean against each other at the right angle, then you can hold each other up and I'll get the next round. :drinky:
