Ugly Christmas Houses

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These houses need to be torched or at least deserve an electrical fire...
 

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Carol

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Ya konw...I have colored lights up in my office. A couple of colleagues came in and asked why I put them up, I said it's because I like the lights.

I love colored lights. The ones on my porch are up permanently.


But...that's...just....insane.
 

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I think one or two of those might be in my old neighborhood ....
 

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These houses need to be torched or at least deserve an electrical fire...

From the looks of it they wont need someone to start a fire.

#1. Obviously cant be arsed

#2. Looks like a Dicoteque Junkyard

#3. Didn't I see that in Close Encounters

#4. Is that a Junk sale at Santa's Workshop

#5. Someone call the fire department

#6. A bigger Junk Sale at Santa's Workshop

#7. Deck the halls with Valvolene?

#8. The Christmass day massacer

#9. I thought there was only one star of Bethlehem
 
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#7. Deck the halls with Valvolene?
C'mon now, those rednecks must've been wanting to relive the glory days of how a VW could run down a cupla deer lak does tew inna heart-beet.

#8. The Christmass day massacer
It's the Christmas day SOMETHING... that's for sure.

#9. I thought there was only one star of Bethlehem
If you're referring to one of the wise-men's posterior... yeah... either that or he's lighting something more than frankenscense. Isn't the grass supposed to be green and the house white?
 

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Those are just beyond words. The closest I can get would be :barf:



I love colored lights. The ones on my porch are up permanently.

Carol, and anybody else who leaves their lights up, please check your lights EVERY year before use. Christmas accent lights are not designed to be year-round fixtures. According to the NEC (National Electrical Code) they are to be up for no longer than 90 days then taken down. This is due to some of the older and/or cheaper sets don't use connecting wire that is rated for year around UV exposure and can become brittle and crack after awhile. Regardless of how good/expensive your sets are, remember they were not designed for permanet installation.

That being said, knowing this and cautioning people every year to take down their Christmas lights after the season for safety reasons, I have a evergreen tree in front of my house that I leave the lights on all the time because it is such a PITA to take down and put up every year. They DO get checked each and every year though before getting plugged in for the holiday season.
 

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