Vending Machine

[Bob Hubbard]

Vending Machine
Vending Machine is a simple game were you insert a coin, and the next person tells you what you get. And they insert a coin, and so on.

In your replies tell us what the last person received when they inserted a coin, then insert a coin of your own. Make your answers funny and original.

Example:

First poster:
*inserts coin*

Second poster:
you get an apple
*insert coin*

Third Poster:
you get three coins
*insert coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

Inserts coin

 

[Bob Hubbard]

You get 1 slightly soggy copy of Archie Digest.


*Inserts Coin*

 

[jks9199]

You get one box of slightly used pizza... and a very used stuffed, squeaking squirrel dog toy.

*drops coin into slot*

 

[myusername]

You get a Mirkin

"Inserts coin"

 

[MA-Caver]

You get a rubber bat

Insert coin

 

[myusername]

You get a lead laced Smurf.

Insert Coin...

 

[bluemtn]

You get a double wet willy (for those that don't know- it's when someone licks their index fingers and puts them in an unsuspecting victims ears).

Inserts coin...

 

[MA-Caver]

You get a warm can of flat diet coke

insert coin

 

[bluemtn]

You get one red sock and one green sock.

Insert coin...

 

[terryl965]

You get to be a pirate for the day

Insert coin

 

[MA-Caver]

you get a can of worms

insert coin

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get year-old meat loaf.

*inserts coin*

 

[KempoGuy06]

you get an egg

inserts coin

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[jks9199]

You get an economy size jug of PeptoBismo. (After several of the above "prizes", I think it'll be necessary!)

*inserts slug*

 

[MA-Caver]

You get a slug (for a slug)

inserts coin

 

[myusername]

You get a bag of dead kittens.

Inserts coin...

 

[MA-Caver]

you get a live snake

inserts coin

 

[myusername]

You get Bruce Lees abilities

Inserts coin....

 

[Frostbite]

You get Bruce Vilanch's abilities.

Inserts coin...