Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
zǎo shàng hǎo - 早上好
Good morning (adjust greeting as needed to fit with Xuestandard Time).
I'm bored, tired and I hate Internet Explorer 9... it is raining.....buckets...and my umbrella died..... lost it's water proofing... and I only have a 1/2 mile to walk to get to my car...other than that
Good afternoon
Do the "Singing In The Rain" dance all the way to your car. You won't get any wetter, but it'll convince people that you're nuts.
They do not need convincing