Started my own martial art!

Drac

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Oh and of course we have nice looking trees out back. The one on the left thinks your cute and is willing to wear lengerie.

All bow before me!
Transended Grand Master Infinite

Arugghhh!!! Another visual I didn't need....
 

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As for Xue... you may join my son I do not wish to dominate the world and you may use the mighty waa training to defeat your enimies!

Oh and of course we have nice looking trees out back. The one on the left thinks your cute and is willing to wear lengerie.
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You have insulted my family and the Shaolin temple.... oh wait, no you didn't..... and I'm not from Shaolin...... never mind

However I cannot condone the dressing up of trees..... thats just wrong.... beating them is ok...... dressing them up..... however cute you may feel they are..... is just WRONG!!!..... except at Christmas......
 

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Are you gonna do seminars oh my Transended Grand Master to give the unwashed,uneducated multitudes a taste of true MA???
 

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If I join, What is the uniform we have to wear? If this is an El' natural club, modesty and a beer belly force me to decline :drinkbeer
 

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You have insulted my family and the Shaolin temple.... oh wait, no you didn't..... and I'm not from Shaolin...... never mind

However I cannot condone the dressing up of trees..... thats just wrong.... beating them is ok...... dressing them up..... however cute you may feel they are..... is just WRONG!!!..... except at Christmas......

LOL x100....Aruggghhh MORE visuals...I'm gonna have nightmares...
 

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LOL x100....Aruggghhh MORE visuals...I'm gonna have nightmares...


*said in soothing voice*

Easy Drac...easy...no nightmares for you Drac...easy....
 

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*said in soothing voice*

Easy Drac...easy...no nightmares for you Drac...easy....

Thanks m'dear..The horror,the horror trees in frilly Christmas dresses and elf costumes...
 

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Thanks m'dear..The horror,the horror trees in frilly Christmas dresses and elf costumes...

Push it out of your mind, darlin...push it out of your mind...
 

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Thanks m'dear..The horror,the horror trees in frilly Christmas dresses and elf costumes...

I was talking about decorations.... not frilly Christmas dresses and elf costumes..... That's just WRONG!!!!

So it was YOU who has insulted my family and the Shaolin temple.... oh wait...no... never mind.... I really got to stop watching Enter the Dragon as a training supplement
 

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I was talking about decorations.... not frilly Christmas dresses and elf costumes..... That's just WRONG!!!!

So it was YOU who has insulted my family and the Shaolin temple.... oh wait...no... never mind.... I really got to stop watching Enter the Dragon as a training supplement

LOL..LOL...LOL...LOL...Yes, stop watching Enter the Dragon this "You have insulted my family and the Shaolin temple" is getting tedious....The visuals of post #39 are STILL with me...
 

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LOL..LOL...LOL...LOL...Yes, stop watching Enter the Dragon this "You have insulted my family and the Shaolin temple" is getting tedious....The visuals of post #39 are STILL with me...

I suggest tree beating as therapy

Don't think- feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the tree. Don't focus on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory
 

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Don't think- feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the tree. Don't focus on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory

Careful, you guys are starting to sound a little too excited... :eek:
 

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I'm a little discouraged. Infy didn't say I could join :wah:
 

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I'm a little discouraged. Infy didn't say I could join :wah:

How DARE he!!

MUTINY I say. Maybe I should start MY OWN system. I could be my own Soke and name TKDGirl as my Grandmaster.

Well...come to think of it, I'd rather start my own religion. More tax advantages. ;)

OK, Infy, whassa deal here????
 
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Can I join? Can you teach me something superior to my run-fu tech's?
 

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Can I join? Can you teach me something superior to my run-fu tech's?

You bet! Infy will get us going from run-fu to Nike-jutsu in no time at all :rofl: Right Infy?
 

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