Started my own martial art!

[Shaderon]

Sir I went out at lunchtime and beat up: -

3 Horse Chestnuts
2 English Oaks (That was tough on the hands so I kicked them into submission)
4 Beech trees
1 Holly bush, which, although a bush, was extreemly good at defensive manouevers
2 Apple trees (I had to have lunch)
and a cherry blossom.

I am proud to report that there are no willows within sight, but I somewhat resemble a confetti covered wedding guest after the cherry blossom tree incident. The apples are giving me stomach ache but I will fight it.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Sir I went out at lunchtime and beat up: -

3 Horse Chestnuts
2 English Oaks (That was tough on the hands so I kicked them into submission)
4 Beech trees
1 Holly bush, which, although a bush, was extreemly good at defensive manouevers
2 Apple trees (I had to have lunch)
and a cherry blossom.

I am proud to report that there are no willows within sight, but I somewhat resemble a confetti covered wedding guest after the cherry blossom tree incident. The apples are giving me stomach ache but I will fight it.

Very good :mst:

I especially like the "confetti covered wedding guest" part. Although not really important to world domination it is pretty funny.

 

[bluemtn]

I did not realize that no rays were to be involved. So, I ran through my neighborhood, and beat up 2 norweigian firs, more pine trees, some maples, and 40 flowering apple trees!

 

[Drac]

I did not realize that no rays were to be involved. So, I ran through my neighborhood, and beat up 2 norweigian firs, more pine trees, some maples, and 40 flowering apple trees!

You need hobby and TREE BEATING does not qualify...

 

[LuzRD]

but watch out for the squirrels..... it would be best if you did not disturb the squirrels....

may i suggest that we need a more humane "squirrel catapult" than the one on youtube? i can start the development process as soon as i get the lumber, the strobe lights, slip n' slide, a moon bounce and the proper robotics.

as for the trees how bout a http://media.damagedreality.com/V8ChainSaw.avi ??

 

[Zida'sukara]

as for the trees how bout a http://media.damagedreality.com/V8ChainSaw.avi ??

Wouldnt this be too easy and too mercyfull?

Beating them is much more fun. :EG:

 

[Xue Sheng]

In reference to confronting the squirrels

You’re not ready :mst:

 

[LuzRD]

In reference to confronting the squirrels

You’re not ready :mst:

deep down i knew this, but i guess i just wanted an excuse for a slip n' slide and a moon bounce

 

[Shaderon]

I'm sorry I didn't do any tree beating today, the squirrals have found me. They were guarding the trees.

I'm sorry Master Sheng I failed. I shall sneak out a midnight and obliterate the local park.