If you honestly think this response is harsh, I would honestly suggest staying off martial arts forums.
This hasn't been harsh. No way. This has so far been well meaning attempts to correct and educate. Luckily I'm under no such restriction. I call an idiot an idiot, and let the chips fall wherever.
So
emiliozapata, you're saying that I can take my time in the ROTC, and some NG work, add to it my 4-5 competition wins on the tourney circuit, mix in some Arnis, Kenpo, and Grappling, as well as my hobby of chopping watermelons with my wall hanger, read a few books by Hayes and Hatsumi, maybe one from Kim and Lung, and a couple of videos from Crack Belt and make my own nunja art, call it Goo Goo Ga Do Rio, and be a master like you?
Wow. I don't even have to send in any box tops, or run around in red spandex pants screaming "Morphine Time!" like you do in SuperDuperPooper Ninji Go Rick "the quack"
Tew's thing, or fake a history like Quacking Dux huh?
Please, Please, Adopt me! I want to be one of these poor kids you're teaching crap too, who if they ever try to use what you taught them, will learn to their dismay that their dad's a fraud. Well, that and that getting ones *** kicked, really really hurt.
Do you have any legit black belts in any of those arts you are borrowing techs from?
Why not enroll yourself in a legit ninjutsu class, and teach your kids real techniques, or better still, enroll all of you together and get real training from experienced and qualified teachers?
That's what a responsible parent would do.
Just because you survived some gun fights in the sandbox, doesn't make you a qualified teacher of kids. I would think you would want your kids to have legit training, and not some untested fantasy crap you whipped together under a bull **** name while living our your childhood fantasy.
The gaps in your knowledge could seriously harm your kids, with possible long term or fatal results. Is your self serving fantasy really worth risking your kids health?
I'd think that a responsible parent who really cared about their kids would be better than this.
That's ok though. If your kids are ever in trouble because of the fantasy art you whipped up, I'm sure Google will point the other sides lawyers and Child Services at who to blame.