Spirit has guided me to create a new system of self defense, more aggressive and lethal than any other in this world, and I shall call it Alfre-Do(TM).
Basic self defense techniques will include lying on the ground in a fetal position, shouting "Look over there!" to your opponent and kicking them in the nuts, and more. Because I invented it, I officially proclaim myself the Unachievable 69th degree diamond belt Eternal Enlightened Badass(TM) Handsome Grandmaster of Grandmasters(TM) of Alfre-Do(TM)(TM) and within this thread may only be addressed as Unachievable 69th degree diamond belt Eternal Enlightened Badass(TM) Handsome Grandmaster of Grandmasters(TM) of Alfre-Do(TM)(TM) Marnetmar
Feel free to ask me questions, but remember, you must address me as Unachievable 69th degree diamond belt Eternal Enlightened Badass(TM) Handsome Grandmaster of Grandmasters(TM) of Alfre-Do(TM)(TM) Marnetmar in order to get a response.
If you help me on my journey or I simply decide I like you, you get to be my disciple with the title of 10th degree platinum belt Eternal Servant of Marnetmar (Your Name Here).
I'll keep you guys posted on my developments, suggestions are welcome. Wish me luck!
Sincerely,
Unachievable 69th degree diamond belt Eternal Enlightened Badass(TM) Handsome Grandmaster of Grandmasters(TM) of Alfre-Do(TM)(TM) Marnetmar
Basic self defense techniques will include lying on the ground in a fetal position, shouting "Look over there!" to your opponent and kicking them in the nuts, and more. Because I invented it, I officially proclaim myself the Unachievable 69th degree diamond belt Eternal Enlightened Badass(TM) Handsome Grandmaster of Grandmasters(TM) of Alfre-Do(TM)(TM) and within this thread may only be addressed as Unachievable 69th degree diamond belt Eternal Enlightened Badass(TM) Handsome Grandmaster of Grandmasters(TM) of Alfre-Do(TM)(TM) Marnetmar
Feel free to ask me questions, but remember, you must address me as Unachievable 69th degree diamond belt Eternal Enlightened Badass(TM) Handsome Grandmaster of Grandmasters(TM) of Alfre-Do(TM)(TM) Marnetmar in order to get a response.
If you help me on my journey or I simply decide I like you, you get to be my disciple with the title of 10th degree platinum belt Eternal Servant of Marnetmar (Your Name Here).
I'll keep you guys posted on my developments, suggestions are welcome. Wish me luck!
Sincerely,
Unachievable 69th degree diamond belt Eternal Enlightened Badass(TM) Handsome Grandmaster of Grandmasters(TM) of Alfre-Do(TM)(TM) Marnetmar