"I believe I was next"

[John Brewer]

It doesn't happen too often to me (nope not big or tattoed). I just let it go to.

 

[Whitebelt]

In school a few months ago a young lad with an ego bigger than he was sidled on into a queue in front of a friend of mine. The line was very long and we had been waiting for quarter of an hour when this happenend so he wasn't ver happy. Here it is probably worth noting that my friend is a keen rugby player nicknamed Gimly (for his stature and "Mean speed over short distances"). He tapped the boy on the shoulder and said "excuse me, i saw you push in, get in the back like everyone else", the chav replied with a sentance rhyming with "chuck off"... The boy then sailed out of the queue and into a table without taking a single step.
Justice is sweet.