Allow me to preface that I am a Chuck Norris fan. He's a good man and has become a media icon. I am not entirely sure how he feels about the fun Chuck Norris 'facts' that have gone viral but I LOVE EM!
So this thread...lets see who can put the last and best Chuck Norris 'fact'. They need not be original but should all be awesome.
I will start:
"Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he presses the Earth down."
So this thread...lets see who can put the last and best Chuck Norris 'fact'. They need not be original but should all be awesome.
I will start:
"Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he presses the Earth down."