you mock the power of corn, most people don't understand just how dangerous a field of that yellow grain can be! I think I remember reading somewhere that most of the world actually considers Iowa as the exact 'middle of nowhere' =( it's unfortunate.Technopunk said:Corn.
Maybe he could study Corn-Fu.
Seriously, tho... I looked to see if the Bujinkan has any schools there for him, but none were listed in Iowa at all.