The smurfs are commies...?

CanuckMA

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Of course they are, after all, they're blue.

Of course in the country of their creation, blue signifies right-wing.
 
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See...even that is a stretch because even the guys who deny national socialists are, well, socialists, will probably concede that commies are lefties. Papa smurf is addressed in the article.
 

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I read Papa Smurf was a closet Troll Doll tranny with a flare for the Persian, say Pep矇 Le Pew. Now that, it is fact. Boy is that going to piss off Miss Piggy.
 

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This is old news. The commie theory for Smurfs was popular in the 90's. They do fit the definition of a non-capitalist society though.

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500 guys and one girl? I always thought they were gay...
This always bothered me too... I mean did the Smurfette ever stay home alone on a Saturday night (dateless)??
:confused:

Of course even as a child I had questions about cartoons... example:

Exactly why were Bluto and Popeye always fighting over Olive Oyl ?????

Unless it was: NO - YOU TAKE HER !!!!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Bill,

You may be the first writer in modern Western Civilization to infer "beauty" and "Olive Oyl" could be used in the same sentence!?

Talk about an oxymoron.

Next you will start to write about:

Law & Order Democrats
Small Government/Free Market Liberals
Pro-Gun Rights Progressives
Veal-eating Vegans
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Don had it correct - we are talking many, many beers... At least an 18-pack with Olive Oyl... :drinkbeer
 

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Bill,

You may be the first writer in modern Western Civilization to infer "beauty" and "Olive Oyl" could be used in the same sentence!?

Talk about an oxymoron.

Next you will start to write about:

Law & Order Democrats
Small Government/Free Market Liberals
Pro-Gun Rights Progressives
Veal-eating Vegans
:)
Don had it correct - we are talking many, many beers... At least an 18-pack with Olive Oyl... :drinkbeer


Actually that's what British and European Liberals are, it's only in America where 'liberal' means something else.

Smurfs are obviously true blue Tories.
 
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Senjojutsu, you must not be a romantic at heart. Love is something you can't always account for logically.
 

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Senjojutsu, you must not be a romantic at heart. Love is something you can't always account for logically.
Me Bill?

I am ALWAYS being accussed of being a hopeless romantic - but I am having a rough patch these days.
:)
Because I am still struggling with the sad story of love lost back in June of Playboy Magazine's founder Hugh Hefner being left at the altar by Crystal Harris - I mean I thought these two love birds really had a shot.

Enough of the naysayers and dream-killers who critique any May (e.g., buxom, gold-digging blonde) to December (e.g., old, rich, almost-dead geezer) nuptial.

Well maybe in Hef's case more of a May-Late December marriage - maybe a May-December 31st, the crystal ball is dropping in Times Square nuptial.

That's amore!

Speaking of logical - Classic Star Trek - How do Vulcans choose their mates?
 

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