The Last Person.....

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Ok now thats funny. I had a woman cal who had (now try to stay with me itll make your head hurt) she had put her car in her garage and closed the door, she then proceeded to lock her keys in her car, before realizing this, she left the garage and locked the man door. He keys, cell phone, and transmitter were all locked in her, that was locked in here garage and she had no one to call cause she didnt have a phone and her husband was out of town. I told her "lady you are screwed, call POP-A-LOCK.

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KempoGuy, I know you have probably heard this same thing, but I used to work for a door company up here in Maine for a while. I delivered a HD trolly operator out to a potato farmer one morning, and he was going to have his guys install it themselves. I went down the road and installed a couple of smaller 9X7's and a 14X14 with a pass door in it. Well way later on the way back to the shop, I get a call to stop by this farmers warehouse because the operator wasn't working right and he needed to get a truck out of the building. I get there after a long day to have the guy right PO'ed at me for leaving him with a operator that was too small to lift his door. His guy that "knew what he was doing" put it together right, had the clearances right, had the control and power hooked up right... then cut off the cables with a torch and took the springs down and tossed them because (and I quote)" you don't need springs with an opener." He was convinced we sold him the wrong thing and wanted me to get the door up so he could get his truck out right away. It was a 20 X 16 Insulated. I just laughed, got in my truck and went home. Told him I'd be there in the morning but because it was Saturday it was going to cost OT and an emergency service call.

Or the guy who cleared out 3 - 24' bottom sections in the same week because he was to stupid to check if he had the dump body all the way down before pulling out.

Oh we need to swap stories some time, because I think this area has a much higher concentration of morons than anyplace on the face of the Earth.
 
I think this area has a much higher concentration of morons than anyplace on the face of the Earth.

I could debate that..Local k-9 unit did a sweep of a big time drug pushers house, they had a court order to gain entry by any means necessary..The male had multiple felony warrants, they could just never catch him at home..The handler and the K-9 get separated by a locking door, thankfully there was no one home..
Well the dog had a little accident and since the handler didn't see it he was unaware of it UNTIL this brainchild felon calls the station to complain that someone left a pile of dog poop on his bedroom carpet..We'll be right over was the response from the police...
 
Oh we need to swap stories some time, because I think this area has a much higher concentration of morons than anyplace on the face of the Earth.

LOL!!! No springs!!! I love it when people think they no more than the people who do it for a living.

Ive got some other good stories as well.

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I could debate that..Local k-9 unit did a sweep of a big time drug pushers house, they had a court order to gain entry by any means necessary..The male had multiple felony warrants, they could just never catch him at home..The handler and the K-9 get separated by a locking door, thankfully there was no one home..
Well the dog had a little accident and since the handler didn't see it he was unaware of it UNTIL this brainchild felon calls the station to complain that someone left a pile of dog poop on his bedroom carpet..We'll be right over was the response from the police...
Now thats funny!!! I would have loved to have seen the guys face

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Same old..Roxy is making Fried Chicken tonight..You know the way they do in the deep south?? We're having Father Greek join us for dinner..I don't mean to post and run, but I gotta get back on the road...
 
Same old..Roxy is making Fried Chicken tonight..You know the way they do in the deep south?? We're having Father Greek join us for dinner..I don't mean to post and run, but I gotta get back on the road...

It is OK to run, Fried Chicken sounds wonderful.
 
Sorry to hear you're having to work Arni. I went in for a workout this morning and ended up teaching, had some good classes, it was fun.
 
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