Started my own martial art!

Infinite

Brown Belt
I The Trancended Grand Master Infinite have decided that I shall give you the unworthy access to my most prised martial art!

Known only as, "Whomp All Arrogant Arses" or WAAA! for short.

This IS the most deadly art in the world.
This IS the most secretive art in the world!

All new members start off as the rank:

RIF or Really Ignorant Fool
SIF or Somewhat Ignorant Fool
EF or Easily Fooled
BMS or Believes my Story
HLS or Hooked Line and Sinker
BM or Bad Motha
RBM or Really Bad Motha
BB or Black Belt
GM or Grand Master
GGM or Great Grand Master
GGMM or Good Golly Miss Molly

Too join you must simply state you wish to join. When we have 10 people the first 5 will be moved up a rank! so forth and so on.

You must all claim to be great and that I am the greatest. You must all fall down if I seem to indicate I would be doing something bad to you.

When a higher rank WAA member looks threatning all below that rank should fall down in lots of pain.

We shall not charge for WAA is free to all who wish to join.

Anyone who actually gets into a physical contest using WAA will ultimately be mocked and cast out for you must not have been born to WAA.

WAA people are not made they are born you are either a WAA person or not!

All WAA members must claim to have special forces training have killed many people but don't want to discuss it and are afraid the government is tracking them.

Taking applicationss!

Trancended Gran Master Infinite of the school of WAA!
 
I'd join, but hope I don't have to provide an e-mail address because "THEY" can find me then... <wink, wink><nudge, nudge> you know of whom I speak.
 
I welcome you both to the WAA family.

Remember you may now claim you are part of the mighty WAA and all before you will tremble! Those who do not are not aware of our greatness and we hide our greatness from those not worthy to know!

Soon our numbers will grow and we may have austrialian television commercials expounding on our mighty selves.

We are a secret orginization with secrets (top that Ashad Kim!)

--Infy
 
I welcome you both to the WAA family.

Remember you may now claim you are part of the mighty WAA and all before you will tremble! Those who do not are not aware of our greatness and we hide our greatness from those not worthy to know!

Soon our numbers will grow and we may have austrialian television commercials expounding on our mighty selves.

We are a secret orginization with secrets (top that Ashad Kim!)

--Infy

I sit here waiting for by black belt certificate to arrive...You do issue certificates don't you???
 
Do we get cool "warrior names" and do we have to go on a warrior quest to Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon to be elegible for one? Inquiring minds want to know. (Can we bring our swords if we do?)

WooHoo Drac, we'll be in the first level to achive ggmm when it comes to that time.
 
We are up to three! Soon well in seven more you three will advance and become more powerful!

--Infy
Sadly I don't get the GGMM title :(
 
Oooh, oooh, me - you need a token female so you can claim your art works for both genders - so I should get promoted faster, so I can be your figurehead! Please, please!!!
 
I think I could be an RIF at least my wife thinks so!
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Now that thur is funny. At least to me!
 
Oh me too me too! I want tp make evr1 pwn3d with teh deadlies!!!
 
Well you have to sign me up every art needs a Post whore person so they can talk about all the great things we do in traing like drink beer and eat chips and hot sauce and icecream on saturday training times so please let me join I REALLY NEEDS THIS MY EGO HAS NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE M.A.M.A. TOOK AWAY MY CERTIFICATES
 
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