Speaking of hitting trees

[Xue Sheng]

Not many left on MT that may remember my short walk down the Police/Military Sanda path. But a big part of the training was hitting trees...and walls... Apparently Wing Chun folk like hitting trees too, they just need extra stuff .

Came across this by accident today

SYNTECSO Wing Chun Dummy for Martial Arts Training-3 Models Available-Wall Mounted Wing Chun Dummy- Portable Wing Chun Dummy for Tree or Soft Object​

 

[Buka]

I don't hit trees, I prefer to leaf them alone.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I don't hit trees, I prefer to leaf them alone.

Where is that groan emoji when you need it

 

[Buka]

Where is that groan emoji when you need it

I have it right here. But first you must bring me a shrubbery! (a nice one. And not too big)

 

[jks9199]

The trees tremble in fear -- especially the quaking aspens -- when Xue approaches...

 

[Xue Sheng]

As I use to say, after I was jumped by a tree in Pa., and back when I was training Sanda...."Never trust a tree"

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

I don't hit trees, I prefer to leaf them alone.

Wood you consider barking at them Buka?

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Where is that groan emoji when you need it

Hold on…

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Did I go out on a limb there?

 

[Xue Sheng]

I am going to have to get to the root of this bad joke issue and nip it in the bud

 

[Buka]

Wood you consider barking at them Buka?

Rim shot!

I wouldn't want to bark up the wrong one. People would talk.

 

[Rich Parsons]

I don't hit trees, I prefer to leaf them alone.

Hey that is Uncle Iroh's Punchline for his Favorite Joke.
"Leaf them alone"

 

[clfsean]

My soul is dying line by line here ...

 

[Xue Sheng]

i might be going out on a limb here, but I see no reason to bark about it

 

[Dirty Dog]

My soul is dying line by line here ...

Maybe it needs some fertilizer.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

My soul is dying line by line here ...

 

[Buka]

When we get to the root of this thread's problem I'll plant my feet and say "I think I shall never see, a poem as lovely as that farking tree."

 

[Mider]

I’ve seen a few styles lightly hit trees, kyokushin, some internal arts, even must Thai etc

 

[Xue Sheng]

I’ve seen a few styles lightly hit trees, kyokushin, some internal arts, even must Thai etc

The Sanda did hit trees with palms, knees, elbows..... I could never do the knees elbows thing.

 

[Xue Sheng]

When we get to the root of this thread's problem I'll plant my feet and say "I think I shall never see, a poem as lovely as that farking tree."

I think you might be barking up the wrong tree.....but then I pine for more puns...but you know what they say...Life's a Birch