One Liners

[Drac]

Billy Jack: "Bernard, I want you to know... that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see this girl... of such a beautiful spirit... so degraded... and this boy... that I love... sprawled out by this big ape here... and this little girl, who is so special to us we call her "God's little gift of sunshine"... and I think of the number of years that she's going to have to carry in her memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!"

 

[MA-Caver]

Billy Jack: "Bernard, I want you to know... that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see this girl... of such a beautiful spirit... so degraded... and this boy... that I love... sprawled out by this big ape here... and this little girl, who is so special to us we call her "God's little gift of sunshine"... and I think of the number of years that she's going to have to carry in her memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!"

Great quote... along with

"I'm going to put this left foot on the right side of your face."
~Billy Jack

 

[HKphooey]

Kiss my converse! -Shonuff, The Last Dragon (RIP)

 

[HKphooey]

I wonder if I could kick your a$$... Wait... not just you... all three of you.
Jeff Speakman, Perfect Weapon

 

[HKphooey]

joshua- The guy's wearing a damn skirt!
lyon: He's from Scotland.
joshua: Scotland? Scotland's sh#t. Kick his Scotland a$$. Pull off his damn skirt, I'd like to see if he's got any drawers on.

Lionheart.

 

[BrandonLucas]

I wonder if I could kick your a$$... Wait... not just you... all three of you.
Jeff Speakman, Perfect Weapon

"Thanks. Who said it never hurt to ask?"
Jeff Speakman, Perfect Weapon, after kicking all 3 a$$e$

 

[Babook]

When Daniel and Miyagi get off the plane at Okinawa they see a large ad showing Sato breaking a huge log in half... Daniel asked "can you do that?" Then of course goes the funny line.


And the last time I saw that movie was about... ohh... 3-4 years ago?

How could I have missed that? Thanks!

 

[tko4u]

Maybe its my need to impose my will - Seagal (Out for Justice)

 

[tko4u]

Tommy Lee- I didnt want to fight.
Eric Roberts- All I wanted was a beer, **** happens

Best of the Best

 

[arnisador]

"You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple"
Bruce Lee (Enter the Dragon)

A favorite!

"I taught them how to do everything but...fly." Mako, in American Ninja (?)

 

[arnisador]

"Ya know what I'm gonna do...just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take my right foot. And whop you on that side of your face. And there's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it." Billy Jack

Billy Jack:

"Now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow? "

"I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it."

 

[Mimir]

Travis: Hey, remember your friend, Mr. Thunder? How 'bout his buddy, Mr. Lightning? Ooh, I know you know him. You know him real well, don't ya?

- The Rundown

 

[arnisador]

The Longest Yard:

[Caretaker and Crewe are watching a large, muscular prisoner do a kata in shackles:]
Caretaker: Well, there he is. Connie Shokner, baddest cat in the joint. Even the guards are scared of him. He killed three people on the outside and two since he's been in here.
Crewe: Yeah, that karate's some bad stuff.
Caretaker: Oh, that was before he learned karate.
Crewe: Say, what's he doing now?
Caretaker: Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him.

 

[arnisador]

Uncommon Valor:

Sailor (Randall 'Tex' Cobb): Boy, you usin' that oriental martial arts ******** on me's gonna get real expensive.

I use this one and the Shaolin Temple one and the Billy Jack crescent kick one a lot!

 

[IcemanSK]

Uncommon Valor:

Sailor (Randall 'Tex' Cobb): Boy, you usin' that oriental martial arts ******** on me's gonna get real expensive.

I use this one and the Shaolin Temple one and the Billy Jack crescent kick one a lot!

"Boy, you just bought the whole can of whoop a**!"
Same film. Same character:ultracool

 

[Kwanjang]

Breathe in......Breathe out....

Sensei John Crees, Get your boy on the mat or we're going to have a major problem

Mr. Miagy, To much advantage...your Dojo.

 

[Jade Tigress]

Not specifically a martial arts movie, but a martial scene from the comedy Napoleon Dynamite:

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? - Rex

 

[Mimir]

Breathe in......Breathe out....

Sensei John Crees, Get your boy on the mat or we're going to have a major problem

Mr. Miagy, To much advantage...your Dojo.

How did I know you would manage to post a quote about breathing
:rofl:

Here is another one:

Silent Monk Don't forget to breath

Forbidden Kingdom

 

[arnisador]

I always liked John Saxon:

Roper: Would you look at that? A woman like that could teach you a lot about yourself.

Roper: You wanna bet?

Roper: A man's strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed, a man's strength flows from his appetites.

 

[MA-Caver]

I always liked John Saxon:

Roper: Would you look at that? A woman like that could teach you a lot about yourself.

Roper: You wanna bet?

Roper: A man's strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed, a man's strength flows from his appetites.

Heh, and don't forget the classic...

Roper: (sighing to himself) Psyched out again.