One Liners

[tko4u]

I wanted to start a second thread, and see what you guys favorite one liners were from some martial arts movies, this should be good... come on kwanjang, i know youve got them




me first

You break my record, now I break you! _chung le (bloodsport)

 

[Kwanjang]

I wanted to start a second thread, and see what you guys favorite one liners were from some martial arts movies, this should be good... come on kwanjang, i know youve got them




me first

You break my record, now I break you! _chung le (bloodsport)

"You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple"
Bruce Lee (Enter the Dragon)

 

[Kwanjang]

Hears another one.

"What, are you a tough guy" (Steven Seagal) I think he says that in every movie.

 

[MA-Caver]

"Why did you kill my teacher??? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY???!!! " (each "why" punctuated with a punch to the body) ~ Bruce Lee, Chinese Connection aka Fist Of Fury

 

[Kwanjang]

"Dragon Seeks it path....Dragon whips its tail" (Bruce Lee) Return of the dragon

 

[tko4u]

One thought he could fly, the other thought he was invincible, ..........they were both wrong _Steven Seagal (I think out for justice, not sure though)

 

[tko4u]

Bolo.........Dah!!!!!!!!!!! _Bolo Yeung (Enter the Dragon)

 

[Kwanjang]

Bolo.........Dah!!!!!!!!!!! _Bolo Yeung (Enter the Dragon)

LOL... That was also an old joke at our school.

 

[tko4u]

I just knew you would be full of these

ps. I remember the first time you said it, then i finally got it after i rewatched it

 

[Mimir]

"Don't know, never been attacked by tree" - Miagee from Karate Kid 2

 

[Mimir]

"Yeah - well I also cook" Steven Segal in Under Seige

 

[Cirdan]

"Some mother ****ers always try to ice-skate uphill" -Wesley Snipes in Blade

"Coochicoo" -Blade to the baby in Blade Trinity

 

[Drac]

"If do right, no can defense" Pat Morita as Mr Myagi in The Karate Kid I

 

[stickarts]

You beginner luck! Miyage from Karate Kid

 

[YoungMan]

Not really a quote but:

Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) waving his hands and doing a mock Bruce Lee vocalization to mock the Instructor who tried to act like Bruce Lee and beat him in a fight.

 

[stone_dragone]

"Did I catch you ****ers at a bad time?" Whistler from Blade

 

[Kwanjang]

All CLASSIC!

"Sakura....sukura, Your my brother,,, my brother (Chuck) The Octogon)

 

[Laurentkd]

"I must break you" Ivan Drago, Rocky IV

 

[MA-Caver]

"You must know Kung Fu"
"Oh yeah I friend with whole family" ~ They Call Me Bruce (yes that was the name of the comedy... you should see it sometime... it's hilarious!)

 

[Kacey]

From Remo Williams, The Adventure Continues

Chiun: [Talking to Remo] Put your hands behind your head.
[Remo complies, and doubles over from a blow from Chiun, too fast to be seen ]
Chiun: I did not say keep them there. Your reflexes are pitiful! The seasons move faster.

All of the following are from Chiun as well.

"You move like pregnant yak"

"Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work."

"The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss."

"Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service."

"Fear is just a feeling. You feel hot. You feel hungry. You feel angry. You feel afraid. Fear can never kill you."

The last is my absolute most favorite - fear can cause you to freeze or react incorrectly, and that can kill you - but not fear itself.