Martial Artist, Sex Toy Designer, Arsonist...

[Bill Mattocks]

You can't make stuff like this up. Well, he did, but I mean news stories...

http://newsok.com/man-arrested-in-o...e-claims-long-list-of-careers/article/3627341

Man arrested in Oklahoma City laundry business fire claims long list of careers
A man arrested after a fire at a laundry business told police he was a mixed martial artist and sex toy designer, among other things.

BY BRYAN DEAN bdean@opubco.com
Published: November 28, 2011

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When police arrived, Ackerman said he wanted to be put in leg shackles for their safety because his feet “were certified weapons in Nevada.”

He also claimed to hold seven college degrees and said he worked as an architectural engineer, truck driver, mixed martial artist, traveling disc jockey, phlebotomist, stuntman and sex toy engineer.

Ackerman said he worked on the three most recent “Spider-Man” movies and used his engineering expertise to design the Green Goblin's hoverboard.

 

[Dirty Dog]

Come hang out in the ER for a while and you'll get used to stories like this.
Just last month, I met the Prince of Jupiter. He even had business cards...

 

[Tez3]

Some of these nuts make a lot of money though...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067004/David-Icke-Why-America-falling-feet.html

 

[Xue Sheng]

Come hang out in the ER for a while and you'll get used to stories like this.
Just last month, I met the Prince of Jupiter. He even had business cards...

Been there.

I meant a dead guy that drank tabasco sauce for moisture, a guy who was a policeman/Fireman/Med-student/Lumberjack, a guy who was a trained CIA killer who carried around hundreds of keys for protection, and Roger Hodgson, or was it Rick Davies, from the band Supertramp.... oh and I almost forgot one guy hiding from flying hamburgers

 

[MaxiMe]

Been there.

I meant a dead guy that drank tabasco sauce for moisture, a guy who was a policeman/Fireman/Med-student/Lumberjack, a guy who was a trained CIA killer who carried around hundreds of keys for protection, and Roger Hodgson, or was it Rick Davies, from the band Supertramp.... oh and I almost forgot one guy hiding from flying hamburgers

Forget the burger, everyone knows it's the pickle you have to worry about

 

[Xue Sheng]

Forget the burger, everyone knows it's the pickle you have to worry about

I was told, rather emphatically, that they were sitting on plates too.. so it was a flying hamburger on a plate flying.... hundreds of them....those heavy white plates you use to get in old diners.... I kid you not.

 

[MaxiMe]

I was told, rather emphatically, that they were sitting on plates too.. so it was a flying hamburger on a plate flying.... hundreds of them....those heavy white plates you use to get in old diners.... I kid you not.

Then he did have something to worry about, when I was a kid my mom did some waitress work and those old white diner plates are heavy.

 

[Punchy]

I was told, rather emphatically, that they were sitting on plates too.. so it was a flying hamburger on a plate flying.... hundreds of them....those heavy white plates you use to get in old diners.... I kid you not.

So he believes in flying saucers, so what?

 

[Xue Sheng]

So he believes in flying saucers, so what?

Well if it were only the flying saucers that were chasinghim I would not have said a thing..... but they had hamburgers on them and thatis just weird…besides he did not say saucers… he said plates

 

[Big Don]

[h=1]Martial Artist, Sex Toy Designer, Arsonist...[/h]

Come on Mattocks, this is not the place for your resume...