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[Prince_Alarming]

First, from that I can tell you ain’t geezerly enough to be saying that… your not qualified… in the woods i can still tell them
YOU DANG KIDS GET OFF A MY YARD!!!! Alternatively I could also YOU DANG KIDS GET OUTTA MY WOODS!!!!

But either way i must also be shaking my cane at them

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When you’re old enough they will send you a book of geezer guidelines… then you’ll be ready

There is another option as well in if living in the woods, and this one is in my DNA.. true story.

My great grandmother was a petite little woman in her 90s, living by herself, in the woods. Kids started showing up near her house at night making all sorts of racket trying to scare her. She went outside… with her shotgun… yelled at the to get out of here and fired off a round. The kids left at high speed and never came back.

I believe that the appropriate phrase is "gerrof moi laaaaaarnd"

 

[Xue Sheng]

I believe that the appropriate phrase is "gerrof moi laaaaaarnd"

You ain’t from these here parts is ya

 

[Prince_Alarming]

The TRIBE appears tomorrow, it's going to be epic

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

And I believe even the duck-billed platypus is venomous. It has a venomous spur on the ankle, if I remember correctly.

Only the males but yes.

 

[Steve]

I'm reminded for some reason of the ill fated Eddie Bauer Inc expedition in the Congo where two American had to kayak a mile down the river after a 15 foot long crocodile ate their guide. It was a pretty big deal back around 2010 or so when it happened.

Found a link. Crazy story, if anyone's interested. Kayakers detail crocodile tragedy

 

[drop bear]

This safari is done in that river I took a photo of.

 

[drop bear]

I'm reminded for some reason of the ill fated Eddie Bauer Inc expedition in the Congo where two American had to kayak a mile down the river after a 15 foot long crocodile ate their guide. It was a pretty big deal back around 2010 or so when it happened.

Found a link. Crazy story, if anyone's interested. Kayakers detail crocodile tragedy

The battle of Ramtree Island.

 

[HighKick]

I am glad you like them, as for me, I hate them all, and it it were up to me, I'd live in the woods with no lawn at all.

Wow. Just saw my post and how bad it is butchered. Apologies.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Wow. Just saw my post and how bad it is butchered. Apologies.

no worries, I mess mine up all the time do to vision issues looking at computer screens. I proof read generally more than once. and It is pretty easy to tell when I post without proof reading.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

You ain’t from these here parts is ya

Mae'n flin gen i, ond 'dw i ddim.