- Jun 27, 2011
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I was in the chess club, but mostly I just skipped class, smoked weed, and argued with friends about deep things. I graduated with my class, but IIRC, my gpa was like 2.1 and that was after two years of night school and summer school. But I was also working 30 hours per week at McDs and making that money!
After I graduated, I worked two full time jobs. One was as a dishwasher at a small restaurant on Bainbridge island with a guy who was the drummer for an unknown garage band called Nirvana. My brush with almost fame!
I didn't smoke weed until my first year of college, but other than that....yeah, God, I'm laughing right now.
I worked at Mickey D's for one night, me and the boss didn't really get along. Then I worked all kinds of strange jobs through college, from working as Santa Claus in a department store, with kids sitting on my knee to get their picture taken, to selling suits in a department store, to working in a sub shop for a year and a half where I never actually made even one sub - not one, honest, just took sports bets over the phone.
Graduating from high school I was ranked 199 out of 201 in my class, never did homework and actually got into college. Go figure.
As you can imagine, that went really well.