If you marry a Washington girl ...

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Three friends married women from different parts of the US. The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Washington. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.
 
I am now cutting and pasting and sending to the wife (WA native -Bellingham).
 
If he had told this to a Canadian Girl he's still be trying to pull her boot out of his ***.

Lori
 
If he had told this to a Canadian Girl he's still be trying to pull her boot out of his ***.

Lori

note to self: warn friend who is dating canadian girl from montreal to beware impending doom... lol.

i guess that girls from the middle of the usa are better home makers than those from the coasts, and southern love is less likely to result in hospital visits.
 
note to self: warn friend who is dating canadian girl from montreal to beware impending doom... lol.

i guess that girls from the middle of the usa are better home makers than those from the coasts, and southern love is less likely to result in hospital visits.

Oh no, it isn't that they are better or worse at being homemakers, you just better not TELL them to be better homemakers. The trick is to convince them that it is their idea. :D
 
So what you are saying is that Women from Washington are Violent, overreacting spousal abusers. Got it.

Note to self. Don't marry a girl from Washington.
 
Er ... am I missing some subtleties here?

The OP was a joke and not a news report wasn't it?
 
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy,
went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open
the panel in the confessional, the man said:

"Father.. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her
from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you
have no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father.. She started to repay me with
sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes
twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you
did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under
those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the
flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are
indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one
more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest..

"Should I tell her the war is over?''

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Er ... am I missing some subtleties here?

The OP was a joke and not a news report wasn't it?

Yes, yes, I'm busting Georgia's balls a little. Cuz her joke is supposed to be funny... but I bet THIS one isnt:

What do you say to your wife when she has 2 black eyes?

Nothing you haven't said to her at least twice before.
 
Yes, yes, I'm busting Georgia's balls a little. Cuz her joke is supposed to be funny... but I bet THIS one isnt:

What do you say to your wife when she has 2 black eyes?

Nothing you haven't said to her at least twice before.

They both play on domestic abuse as humor. Just so I'm clear, I don't think there is anything funny about real-life domestic abuse. This joke uses it to express how rough and tumble Washington "girls" are, esp. compared to "girls" from other parts of the country. The use of the word "girls" I'm sure is intended to soften the joke somewhat.

John's joke isn't really funny because there's no group it benefits other than power-hungry, Napoleonic men.

Although by all intents and purposes, if I'm going to bust MJS's balls on believing that sporting a little tattoo and a pierced earlobe may preclude someone from being hired in any position regardless of talent and experience, John can bust my balls on my joke.

I promise not to wince.
 
John's joke isn't really funny because there's no group it benefits other than power-hungry, Napoleonic men.


You really gotta watch out for short people. We might climb up on your instep and bite you in the kneecap. :lol:
 
So that's where that bump came from .... :p
 
Speaking of Napoleonic men...

How IS my bid for world domination going today?
 
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