foolish stance
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Shizen Shigoku
Purple Belt
I look around with a dumb look on my face and ask, "what's going on here?"
Crane stance (Karate Kid version) is my personal favorite 
Either that or a flying leaping rolling mess that involves yelling "Drunken monkey!"
Either that or a flying leaping rolling mess that involves yelling "Drunken monkey!"
I tend to do a highly modified Drunken Master and then go 'Muad'Dib!' [attack] then, almost to myself, I say, 'my name is a killing word'.mantis said:hi
when ur about to fight with someone
you go "whoo", "waaa", and something like "wataaaa"...
which stance do you use before you engage?
and what is the proper sound associated with it?
p.s. try to be funny
Mostly, fighting the advanced belts, I just fall down and say, 'Turtle-do'.
Shaolinwind
2nd Black Belt
Oooo, a good whooo or waaaaaa demands a couple really fast flowering hand techniques, using say... crane beaks or something followed by a ridiculously low fighting stance.mantis said:hi
when ur about to fight with someone
you go "whoo", "waaa", and something like "wataaaa"...
which stance do you use before you engage?
and what is the proper sound associated with it?
p.s. try to be funny
I would reccomend for full effect to follow up with some tough sounding phrase like "Let's see how you stand up to my Eagle's claw!!" or the obligatory "You killed my master!!!" Use your own or take one from your favorite movie!
Then naturally, you must turn your forward guarding hand and wave towards yourself with your fingers and give them the c'mere sign.
I watch too many kf movies.
jonah2
Green Belt
Of course the lips should move independantly of the words comming out in traditional dub fashion.Shaolinwind said:I watch too many kf movies.
What about the obligatory wipe of the nostral with the thumb followed by a lift of the trousers of the front leg in true bruce lee style!!
Oh thats true bad **** stance that is.
jonah
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good"
Along with some voice that totally doesn't fit the person or sometimes followed by a high pitched "ooooh weee-ooooh-weee-oooh" (the Kung-Pow girl)jonah2 said:
jonah2 said:
Yes that's my traditonal stance until the opponent (aka "the guy who's going to beat my **** into next week because I was stupid enough to even think of pissing him off enough to warrant the title 'my asskicker' ") makes his first move and then I cower and whimper "don't hit me"
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
Nope, Jim Kellymantis said:
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
You got it.Gin-Gin said:Oh yeah - from "Enter the Dragon," right?
Navarre
Master Black Belt
If you can do Trinity's hover prior to your front kick, that looks really impressive. ... Actually, if you can already hover you probably don't need to worry about the fight at all!
While you're moving your lips out of synch with your high-pitched Chinese-accented words, be sure to also create a sound effect with every movement you make, no matter how small.
While you're moving your lips out of synch with your high-pitched Chinese-accented words, be sure to also create a sound effect with every movement you make, no matter how small.
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
It has always been my secret goal to leave a sonic boom with each and every one of my punches and kicks. still working on it...
Wild Bill
Green Belt
http://www.comegetyousome.com/fight_video_18.htm
This is great! Couple guys arguing. Then on guy gets into a deep Kung-Fu stance in the street. Now the guy that wanted to fight is having second thoughts. Pretty interesting. This is one of those that can be learned from. Check it out
This is great! Couple guys arguing. Then on guy gets into a deep Kung-Fu stance in the street. Now the guy that wanted to fight is having second thoughts. Pretty interesting. This is one of those that can be learned from. Check it out
