foolish stance

[mantis]

hi
when ur about to fight with someone
you go "whoo", "waaa", and something like "wataaaa"...
which stance do you use before you engage?
and what is the proper sound associated with it?

p.s. try to be funny

 

[clfsean]

Actually mine has a barely audible "click click" as I assume a Modified Weaver stance & pull the hammer back on my Sig... :mp5:

 

[Shizen Shigoku]

I look around with a dumb look on my face and ask, "what's going on here?"

 

[Andrew Green]

Crane stance (Karate Kid version) is my personal favorite

Either that or a flying leaping rolling mess that involves yelling "Drunken monkey!"

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

hi
when ur about to fight with someone
you go "whoo", "waaa", and something like "wataaaa"...
which stance do you use before you engage?
and what is the proper sound associated with it?

p.s. try to be funny

I tend to do a highly modified Drunken Master and then go 'Muad'Dib!' [attack] then, almost to myself, I say, 'my name is a killing word'.

Mostly, fighting the advanced belts, I just fall down and say, 'Turtle-do'.

 

[Shaolinwind]

hi
when ur about to fight with someone
you go "whoo", "waaa", and something like "wataaaa"...
which stance do you use before you engage?
and what is the proper sound associated with it?

p.s. try to be funny

Oooo, a good whooo or waaaaaa demands a couple really fast flowering hand techniques, using say... crane beaks or something followed by a ridiculously low fighting stance.

I would reccomend for full effect to follow up with some tough sounding phrase like "Let's see how you stand up to my Eagle's claw!!" or the obligatory "You killed my master!!!" Use your own or take one from your favorite movie!

Then naturally, you must turn your forward guarding hand and wave towards yourself with your fingers and give them the c'mere sign.

I watch too many kf movies.

 

[jonah2]

I watch too many kf movies.

Of course the lips should move independantly of the words comming out in traditional dub fashion.

What about the obligatory wipe of the nostral with the thumb followed by a lift of the trousers of the front leg in true bruce lee style!!

Oh thats true bad **** stance that is.

jonah

 

[Gin-Gin]

I would reccomend for full effect to follow up with some tough sounding phrase like "Let's see how you stand up to my Eagle's claw!!" or the obligatory "You killed my master!!!" Use your own or take one from your favorite movie!

Then naturally, you must turn your forward guarding hand and wave towards yourself with your fingers and give them the c'mere sign.

Classic! :rofl:

Of course the lips should move independantly of the words comming out in traditional dub fashion.

What about the obligatory wipe of the nostril with the thumb followed by a lift of the trousers of the front leg in true Bruce Lee style!!

I think we've all seen too many Kung Fu movies! :roflmao:

 

[mantis]

lol
i guess i really need to copy jackie chan's accent to be in a good stance!

 

[Flying Crane]

If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good"

 

[arnisador]

If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good"

Ah, a classic!

 

[mantis]

If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good"

hello brandon lee

 

[MA-Caver]

Of course the lips should move independantly of the words comming out in traditional dub fashion.

Along with some voice that totally doesn't fit the person or sometimes followed by a high pitched "ooooh weee-ooooh-weee-oooh" (the Kung-Pow girl)

What about the obligatory wipe of the nostril with the thumb followed by a lift of the trousers of the front leg in true bruce lee style!!
Oh thats true bad **** stance that is.
jonah

Yes that's my traditonal stance until the opponent (aka "the guy who's going to beat my **** into next week because I was stupid enough to even think of pissing him off enough to warrant the title 'my asskicker' ") makes his first move and then I cower and whimper "don't hit me"

 

[The Kai]

If someone faced me with one of these rediculous stances, i would just tell 'em "well, I wouldn't even notice, 'cause I'd be too busy lookin' good"

Man, you're right out ta a comic book

 

[Flying Crane]

hello brandon lee

Nope, Jim Kelly

 

[Gin-Gin]

Nope, Jim Kelly

Oh yeah - from "Enter the Dragon," right?

 

[Flying Crane]

Oh yeah - from "Enter the Dragon," right?

You got it.

 

[Navarre]

If you can do Trinity's hover prior to your front kick, that looks really impressive. ... Actually, if you can already hover you probably don't need to worry about the fight at all!


While you're moving your lips out of synch with your high-pitched Chinese-accented words, be sure to also create a sound effect with every movement you make, no matter how small.

 

[Flying Crane]

It has always been my secret goal to leave a sonic boom with each and every one of my punches and kicks. still working on it...

 

[Wild Bill]

http://www.comegetyousome.com/fight_video_18.htm



This is great! Couple guys arguing. Then on guy gets into a deep Kung-Fu stance in the street. Now the guy that wanted to fight is having second thoughts. Pretty interesting. This is one of those that can be learned from. Check it out